Ultimate Balla Sex Act - Have you ever....

[New2NL]

On girl had a tatoo of a sun on the small of her back. She told me to stick it where the sun don't shine (pooper)

[Georgia Avenue]

OP these threads are out of hand. You need to take a cold shower or something...too much nerdy lame sexy talk. The first thread was good but it doesnt mean you have to make 55 more.

I mean this one doesnt make any sense even?

[Jiggymike]

^^^ Second GA.

[Lurker.]

once with a girl who had her name tatooed right above her beaver. i said, "this is great! now i won't forget your name!" I didn't get laid.

[diebitter]

I once was doggying a cute little blonde while she was going down on her girlfriend, and a third was licking my buhole.

It's overrated.

[cwexler]

So me and a buddy meet these girls in a bar in San Diego (that's not me in the picture). I'm really hitting it off with the one on the left and she has a complete tattoo sleve on her left arm, i kninda dig it. After a few hours we're at the bar ordering and i take a closer look at her shoulder and it clerly says "f**k you" right across her deltoid. I turn to my boy and ask him if he noticed. He laughs and asks me if i'm serious. He then says he already saw it and tells me I must be wasted and to look at her hands. This chick has F**K YOU ozzy osbourne style on her fingers/nuckles. I find out later she also has it on the back of her neck.

Needless to say, she puts out.

[willw9]

Thats real weird, but yea i'd hit it

[hamsamich]

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I once was doggying a cute little blonde while she was going down on her girlfriend, and a third was licking my buhole.

It's overrated.

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Errrr......which part???

[RunyonAve]

She's got a good body, i'd hit it.

[llayner]

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I once banged a guy who had Mom tattooed on his arm. It was underwhelming [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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lol underwhelaments