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Old 02-23-2006, 11:40 PM
Layzie Layzie is offline
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

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no Kleenex or TP. That [censored] sticks to the paper and then it rips and then you have all sorts of paper shreds stuck on your dick...we are talking about beating the meat, right?

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I assumed he was talking about after sex, but after further evaluation, I think he's talking about masturbation. Why would anyone beat off knowing they have to get up and go to the bathroom to clean up? Clearly you should have something close by.
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:21 AM
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no Kleenex or TP. That [censored] sticks to the paper and then it rips and then you have all sorts of paper shreds stuck on your dick...we are talking about beating the meat, right?

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I assumed he was talking about after sex, but after further evaluation, I think he's talking about masturbation. Why would anyone beat off knowing they have to get up and go to the bathroom to clean up? Clearly you should have something close by.

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and this is why I own cats.
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:26 AM
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

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Wipe it down with The Bible.

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ha.

I'm sure i've not the only one in OOT that has rolled a joint out of a bible page.

or am I?

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all male catholic high scool here, thats ALL we rolled out of.
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:30 AM
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I don't do that anymore, becuase I am a born again virgin

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Old 02-24-2006, 12:31 AM
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

Where is the option for "That's her problem"?
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:01 AM
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

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Wipe it down with The Bible.

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ha.

I'm sure i've not the only one in OOT that has rolled a joint out of a bible page.

or am I?

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all male catholic high scool here, thats ALL we rolled out of.

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Holy Smokes!
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:04 AM
Deuces Cracked Deuces Cracked is offline
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

Well showering with your pillow and stuff might work.. I just rub the stuff on the girl the day after and give her the the number to the laundry.
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:46 AM
rbenuck4 rbenuck4 is offline
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

Man, I thought it was pretty self explanatory, but apparently I was wrong. WASTED SEED means you jerked off. If you had sex with a girl, its not completely wasted (insert "unless its you" joke here).

Also considering i'm asking OOT, most of who are still virgins, this poll would have around 10 responses total if I asked about sex.
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:57 AM
Tyler Durden Tyler Durden is offline
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

A better question is do you use the cover up method? Meaning do you shoot into the Kleenex? Or do you jizz onto yourself and then wipe it up? Personally I fill up the belly button well.
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:58 AM
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Default Re: How do you clean up after............you know.

shouldn't the top option be 'Kleenex by the side of the computer'?
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