mother's day

[CaucasianAsian29]

New Cell phone, jewelry, cookies, Often the university you attend will have a nice hoodie sweatshirt that says the university you go to, then Mom

for example I went to UCSB, so the sweatshirt I bought for my mom said "UCSB Mom".


We gotta be nice to our moms cause they pushed us out of their vagina's. that's like if men had to push a marble out of your penis hole.

[edfurlong]

I like to go two or three years without doing anything, it makes a phone call every couple years seem really special.