Best pick up lines/openers - Page 6

Gone Forever · #51 05-01-2007, 10:28 AM

"You have an absolutley breathtaking... heiney."

What I meant to say was.. "I want to be on you."

Gone Forever · #52 05-01-2007, 10:29 AM

"I'm not very good at this so why don't we just pretend I said whatever it is I need to say to get you to have sex with me."

4ObliVioN4 · #53 05-01-2007, 11:16 AM

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"I'm not very good at this so why don't we just pretend I said whatever it is I need to say to get you to have sex with me."

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lol winnar [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Wheelzie · #54 05-01-2007, 11:37 AM

Piece of Cake · #55 05-01-2007, 12:12 PM

"Hesh wants married sex."

samsdmf · #56 05-01-2007, 12:41 PM

Iv gone up to a girl and delivered "I wonder what you would look like dead"- I was sober, it shockingly didnt work
"You know when I was in prison I dreamt about girls like you" quite what this means I dont know but the 1 time I used it i actually got the girls number

doubLe a tom · #57 05-01-2007, 12:59 PM

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lol A+

cowhead · #58 05-02-2007, 12:21 AM

Hey you're pretty hot... for a girl.

cowhead · #59 05-02-2007, 12:33 AM

So . . . when you gonna let me up in them guts?

Do you have a little sister?

findingneema · #60 05-02-2007, 12:40 AM

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I heard this lame frat boy drop this line on two girls who were standing next to my table at a bar. He was standing beside the girls for like two minutes, waited for a pause, and delivered. He did not appreciate my friends and I laughing at his lame ass.

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That was you?

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You frequent dive bars in San Francisco?