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"You have an absolutley breathtaking... heiney."
What I meant to say was.. "I want to be on you." |
#52
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"I'm not very good at this so why don't we just pretend I said whatever it is I need to say to get you to have sex with me."
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"I'm not very good at this so why don't we just pretend I said whatever it is I need to say to get you to have sex with me." [/ QUOTE ] lol winnar [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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#55
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"Hesh wants married sex."
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Iv gone up to a girl and delivered "I wonder what you would look like dead"- I was sober, it shockingly didnt work
"You know when I was in prison I dreamt about girls like you" quite what this means I dont know but the 1 time I used it i actually got the girls number |
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[/ QUOTE ] lol A+ |
#58
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Hey you're pretty hot... for a girl.
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So . . . when you gonna let me up in them guts?
Do you have a little sister? |
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[ QUOTE ] I heard this lame frat boy drop this line on two girls who were standing next to my table at a bar. He was standing beside the girls for like two minutes, waited for a pause, and delivered. He did not appreciate my friends and I laughing at his lame ass. [/ QUOTE ] That was you? [/ QUOTE ] You frequent dive bars in San Francisco? |
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