Just broke up with GF wat should I put as my away msg?

[StarkNaked]

"I can't believe she asked me to pee on her chest..."

[apefish]

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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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The beauty of this hand is its flexibility for posting purposes.

[TIEdup14]

the tired sun
was waving its tender goodbyes to the sea
in that moment you confessed
there is no love

[bbbro]

I'm glad you wasted your 1572th post in only one year criticizing my infrequency of posting.

[benza13]

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I'm glad you wasted your 1572th post in only one year criticizing my infrequency of posting.

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Zing!

[capninsano]

"The best way to get over a girl is to get under another"

[Lurker.]

[ QUOTE ]
the tired sun
was waving its tender goodbyes to the sea
in that moment you confessed
there is no love

[/ QUOTE ]
if you're gay. write this.

[Jiggymike]

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Shes doing some other dude.

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This is actually my personal favorite.

[Banditgberg]

hickory dickery dock, some bitch sucked my [censored]

the clock struck two, i dropped my goo

and dropped that hoe off at the next block

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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hickory dickery dock, some bitch sucked my [censored]

the clock struck two, i dropped my goo

and dropped that hoe off at the next block

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children her uterus fell out.