Anyone else have a girlfriend this stupid?

[igetjokes]

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and one more thing while I'm here

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Missing Australia....

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why the F did you leave???

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Because I play cricket semi-pro and that way I get to play all year round. Quite a life to be honest. I definitely plan on living in Melbourne when I quit cricket. Gonna have to find some way to get citizenship though as I'm not sure they would allow me in with an occupation of 'poker player'

In answer to other questions, she is intelligent in a streetwise kind of way. Maybe worldy was the wrong word. She is boss to about 15 people and doesn't take any [censored]. And yes, I'd rather she knew nothing than everything about religion.

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Obv when you play in melbourne again we should arrange 2+2ers to come watch you play, get pissed, and hit on your missus. Let me know when to arrange this.

[Spechel EDD]

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lol bumpu

[donger]

I would cut her some slack. The trinity is confusing.

[recondite7]

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Edit: Any requests for pics are pointless.

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What is the point of this thread then?

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Do determine whether anyone has a girlfriend as stupid as I do. After reading your question maybe I'm being a bit harsh on her.

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Mine asked if popes can jack off. I'm pretty sure she meant priests. I had no idea how to answer the question.

[jacksquat]

yes, a good friend and co-worker's gf once asked..." why does everybody want to go to the epcot center...isn't that where all the earthquakes happen?"

lmao

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GRAPH PLZ

[hennnerz]

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Because she doesn't exist? Because she is so ugly you won't dare take a photo and post it on the interweb...

[Flintoff]

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Because she doesn't exist? Because she is so ugly you won't dare take a photo and post it on the interweb...

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Because I love the girl and I asked her first if I could do it. She said no. Strangely, I complied.

[Mazda6]

ive never had a girlfriend before and im almost 19. im not smart either not even a nerd so dunno what im going to do i think you should just be happy, you sound like and ungrateFULL [censored]

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ive never had a girlfriend before and im almost 19. im not smart either not even a nerd so dunno what im going to do i think you should just be happy, you sound like and ungrateFULL [censored]

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Nice post. Good luck in life.