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#21
04-22-2007, 03:46 AM
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Re: Brag: I pwned my gf\'s bitch ass roommate
prodonkey's idea is actually good, minus the breaking of dishes. leave all that [censored] open, turn on lights etc will piss him off liek you wouldn't believe. go back and do it NOW.
Awaiting TR. 
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#24
04-22-2007, 04:25 AM
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Re: Brag: I pwned my gf\'s bitch ass roommate
I'm not one for confrontations...
But I'm pretty sure I would have snapped and done exactly what was advocated earlier. Call him a bitch while cranking the AC would work well. If he went to reach for it I'd probably say something to the effect of "you're really not dumb enough to do that are you?" If he did it anyways I'd do crazy person routine, after I was done, go back and crank the AC. I'm pretty sure there's no way he could help but cry or hit you, either way you look less like a pussy than you do now.
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#25
04-22-2007, 04:34 AM
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Re: Brag: I pwned my gf\'s bitch ass roommate
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i missed the part of this story where you pwned him. oh, wait, HE PWNED YOU. [/ QUOTE ] giving him a twenty or hundo? why don't you let him have sex with your gf already? (altho he probably is already)
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#26
04-22-2007, 05:35 AM
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Re: Brag: I pwned my gf\'s bitch ass roommate
Pick up one of those two headed work lights from Home Depot. You know the ones...they're like 5 Megawatts each...Next time he turns out the lights in the house you go grab your setup and pwn that environmentalist biatch! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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#27
04-22-2007, 05:37 AM
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Re: Brag: I pwned my gf\'s bitch ass roommate
so let me get this straight...not only did u not kick his ass, you gave him $20...and you are contemplating giving him another $100...someone got pwned alright...
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#30
04-22-2007, 05:51 AM
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Re: Brag: I pwned my gf\'s bitch ass roommate
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So my gf has been living in a house at school for a few years, and she has a random roommate this semester for the first time. He is a conservationist, "al gore" type liberal who always turns off the air conditioning, and turns off the lights when she is in the room, and emailed the landlord trying to welch on his percentage of the cable bill because he "rarely watches tv." This kid is the biggest vagina ever, and I've had to hear about it all semester. Tonight we got back from drinkin at the bars, we come in and the house is hot as hell, we turn on the a/c and he comes in and says "I don't see why this has to be on" and turns it off. I say "dude, it's hot as hell in here, the a/c needs to be on, I'll pay for it" and toss a 20 at him. He is like "I don't want your money, the a/c doesn't need to be on." Arguement insues, he asks me where I live, calls me a rich boy and talks hilarious [censored], my gf is crying and I almost kick his bitch ass, but I decide he will probably get me arrested, so I take my gf to a hotel instead. I am considering sticking the bill on his door along with a hundo for his poor ass, but what do you guys think? What is the best course of action to pwn this bitch? I could easily kick his ass, but he is the type that would try to ruin my future by getting me arrested, so any good ideas? cliff notes: gf's bitch roommate is a conservationist pussy and turns off the a/c, help me make him look like even more of an idiot. [/ QUOTE ] srsly ur gay, go turn the AC back on, stand by it, if he comes by to turn it off slap his bitch ass in the face. let him know who runs [censored] homie, thuggin 101 na mean?
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