I don't have a poem, but if I did it would be sad. (NC Thread)

[Bruce D]

Arggh! I hate tricky players! I just lost a 16 bet pot because a 48/0/0.58 whom I have never seen bluff over 150 hands decides to in a 3 way pot on the button, bluff raise my KK while I am on the BB. He bluffed raised the turn when a three flush card fell. I thought there is no way in hell he raises two people without the nuts here and muck.

My hand would have held up on the river. The turn card paired one of his hole cards and thought he would get cute.

[jaxUp]

This is why the poker gods invented the BR...it is also why lower stakes exist. Basically, I moved up, won a lot, then lost a lot so I was a little worse off than breakeven (losing like a buyin of 20/40 total) on my shot. Then moved down to the 5/10 and 10/20 games I've been playing for quite a while and the poker gods have not been kind, dealing me a wee bit of a downswing (8 buyins at 3/6 - 10/20). Note that this graph starts at the peak of my winning during my shot. If I had actually lost this much money after moving down there would be quitting of poker.

Still it really sucks...At my peak I was up a lot of monies, and watching those evaporate really blows. Oh well, failed shots happen. On the bright side, I don't need to cash out as much for taxes. Silver lining, AMIRITE? [censored].

[FUJItheFISH]

wow. i didnt imagine it was this bad jax. fight back dude.

[inferno]

things that suck about my live game

1)sitting in smoke
2)hearing other people their comments how you played a hand wrong
3)cant grab something to eat if wanted to
4)have to pay for drinks
5)low hand count/h
6)its NL
7)no super fish
8)have to hold back emotions
9)hearing about how unlucky everybody is
10)clothes smell like smoke
11)have to get cab to go home
etc............................................... ..

[train.]

sumbitch. i'm going to the pet store when i get off work this morning and buying a puppy to kick for you. (i like kittens too much.)

[fretelöo]

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WFT?!?

This girl has way too big boobs (gravity is a bitch, you know) and her facial expression is like "Yes, I think I'm a moron too - but don't I look sexy".

Who'd want a night with a living doll?

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I'd like you to post a pic (female) of what you find drop dead gorgeous. k thx.

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lol. Good that you made clear which sex you want me to post.

But this here works, I guess...



I'm not sure about the "drop dead" part, but she's pretty, that's for sure.

And, of course...



Her eyes. Oh, her eyes...

Mix those two together and you'd be close to what I consider to be gorgeous.

[BigBadBabar]

she might "drop dead" of hunger. someone go get her a sandwich.

[Zeldark]

Keira Knightly lives closer to you than me.
Jodie Foster lives closer to me than you.
Mix them together and you get a gorgeous girl at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

[BigBadBabar]

and by a sandwich i mean several sandwiches at each meal for about thirty days.

[fretelöo]

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she might "drop dead" of hunger. someone go get her a sandwich.

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Well, having a BMI of 19 myself...