SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 Pt 2(nc)

[cbloom]

Ugh, why can't Stars and Tilt f**king make a lobby where each blind level is separate !? I keep trying to open a bunch of 100NL tables and open some 50's in there by mistake. Party's software sucked in many ways but at least the freaking lobby worked.

[Captain Awesome]

Haha berate me. Insane valuebet.

PRE-FLOP
Hero bets $16, 2 folds, Gozidi calls $14, 1 fold

FLOP Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Gozidi bets $25, Hero calls $25.

TURN 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Gozidi bets $25, Hero calls $25.

RIVER 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Gozidi bets $40, Hero calls $40.

Gozidi shows 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero mucks cards 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Wasn't paying enough attention I guess [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[BGnight]

Played 68 hands of $.01/.02 last night
Played 78/45/1.5 for 2.89bb/100 = +$.08
sustainable?

[shpanko]

Beat: Hot 2.5 yr gf and I have broken up cuz of distance etc.

Brag: Had first "date" tonight with decently hot chick with huge [censored] who likes video games

Variance: Strangely enough my ex and I are talking regularly and have seem to become good friends

[shpanko]

wait you can't say the t-word for breasts? wtf?

[goofyballer]

It only censors [censored] if you make a post w/o pics

[BGnight]

T-I-T-T-I-E-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rainclouds]

[ QUOTE ]
Haha berate me. Insane valuebet.

PRE-FLOP
Hero bets $16, 2 folds, Gozidi calls $14, 1 fold

FLOP Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Gozidi bets $25, Hero calls $25.

TURN 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Gozidi bets $25, Hero calls $25.

RIVER 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Gozidi bets $40, Hero calls $40.

Gozidi shows 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero mucks cards 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Wasn't paying enough attention I guess [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]
You were just trying to imitate TexasLimitKing, but you failed [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Full Tilt Poker Game #928921427: Table Tiger (heads up) - $500/$1000 - Limit Hold'em - 23:43:26 ET - 2006/08/23
Seat 1: eastsideslim ($113,579)
Seat 2: TexasLimitKing ($53,004)
TexasLimitKing posts the small blind of $250
eastsideslim posts the big blind of $500
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
TexasLimitKing raises to $1,000
eastsideslim calls $500
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2d 6h]
eastsideslim checks
TexasLimitKing bets $500
helstock (Observer): slim u r sick
eastsideslim raises to $1,000
TexasLimitKing calls $500
*** TURN *** [Qc 2d 6h] [Qs]
eastsideslim bets $1,000
TexasLimitKing calls $1,000
helstock (Observer): killing tex
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2d 6h Qs] [6d]
eastsideslim bets $1,000
TexasLimitKing calls $1,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eastsideslim shows [3s 3d] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
TexasLimitKing shows [4d 4c] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
TexasLimitKing wins the pot ($7,999.50) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 2d 6h Qs 6d]
Seat 1: eastsideslim (big blind) showed [3s 3d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 2: TexasLimitKing (small blind) showed [4d 4c] and won ($7,999.50) with two pair, Queens and Sixes

[GrandMelon]

Funny story from the weekend at my school

Two frat guys are leaving a frat house and head over to a parking lot nearby. Upon arriving two guys ambush them and rob them at knife point. This parking lot just so happens to be right next to our campus security center. So campus security hears the scuffle and comes outside to check it out. Problem is they have no gun, no nightstick, no weapons at all. So what do they do? They throw gravel at the guys.

Of course the guys run away but are eventually caught be the cops. Way to go campus security!

[Tickner]

LOL good storey. Woulda been an interesting sight for sure.