Official April Thread: General Discussion/etc

[Morrek]

haven't played poker in like a week, first session back tried to play some tight poker(seems like it only happened preflop, not sure about postflop). Anyways thought this was funny

[LucidDream]

LOLzzzzzz

villain is 17/10.....WTF??????

FullTiltPoker Game #2232042790: Table Marietta (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:43:52 ET - 2007/04/17
Seat 1: philuva ($1,044.65)
Seat 2: ifitwrks ($300)
Seat 3: Bluffsalot83 ($415.20)
Seat 4: bigbadbry ($388)
Seat 5: cardiffgiant1 ($923.85)
Seat 6: rhoyourboat ($1,165.50)
cardiffgiant1 posts the small blind of $2
rhoyourboat posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cardiffgiant1 [As Ac]
philuva raises to $14
ifitwrks folds
Bluffsalot83 folds
bigbadbry raises to $48
cardiffgiant1 raises to $923.85, and is all in
rhoyourboat folds
philuva folds
bigbadbry has 15 seconds left to act
bigbadbry calls $340, and is all in
cardiffgiant1 shows [As Ac]
bigbadbry shows [Qd Ad]
Uncalled bet of $535.85 returned to cardiffgiant1
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7d 2h]
*** TURN *** [Ts 7d 2h] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7d 2h 9d] [9s]
cardiffgiant1 shows two pair, Aces and Nines
bigbadbry shows a pair of Nines
cardiffgiant1 wins the pot ($791) with two pair, Aces and Nines
bigbadbry adds $400
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $794 | Rake $3
Board: [Ts 7d 2h 9d 9s]
Seat 1: philuva folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ifitwrks didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Bluffsalot83 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: bigbadbry (button) showed [Qd Ad] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: cardiffgiant1 (small blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($791) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 6: rhoyourboat (big blind) folded before the Flop

[TheJared]

Welcome to rock fish land.

[EC10]

i just had quad under quads at nl 2k

at least it was only 100 bb's deep.

[gopheresque]

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also, any of you guys have a signifigant sample size on gopheresque on FT? he plays 31/10 pf, but is very solid postflop, curious as to what he's running @.

[/ QUOTE ]

I have a pretty good sample size of him. He's a crafty one, some would even say... god-like.

[swarm]

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I observed this hand while I was waiting to sit (yes this is 2/4 NL):

Button ($409.90)
SB ($1416.60)
BB ($1702.10)
UTG ($1802.60)
MP ($1179.20)
CO ($1640.30)

<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $12</font>, BB calls $8.

Flop: ($24) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $17</font>, BB calls $17.

Turn: ($58) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $178</font>, SB calls $138.

River: ($414) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $414</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1209.6 (All-In)</font>, BB calls $795.60.

Final Pot: $2833.20

SB has K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (full house, queens full of twos)
BB doesn't show.

biggest pot I've seen at 400nl. And my bro in law was sitting at this table so I can find out what BB had. obv BB was terrible (80/21)

and I'm also gonna find out how the f stacks got so deep on that table

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm going to guess BB was throwing a chip spewing party based on that hand. Donk up a big stack and then dump it. Rinse and Repeat.

Use to be a common sight, hardly ever see action monkeys driving action like that anymore.

[NOSUP4U]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Once I shoved on him pf with KK and he timed down saying in chat:

ahahhaah
I have AA
AAAAA aaaaa AAAAAA
aces ahahahahah

etc. I hope everyone starts calling behind him with any two cards and snapping off his limped overpairs.

M

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the ideal time to hit your 20%er which I imagine you did not

[/ QUOTE ]

Hehe, as he was mocking me thats totally what was going through my head. Please God one time! But alas, no soup for me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

M

[tagtastic]

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[ QUOTE ]
I observed this hand while I was waiting to sit (yes this is 2/4 NL):

Button ($409.90)
SB ($1416.60)
BB ($1702.10)
UTG ($1802.60)
MP ($1179.20)
CO ($1640.30)

<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $12</font>, BB calls $8.

Flop: ($24) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $17</font>, BB calls $17.

Turn: ($58) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $178</font>, SB calls $138.

River: ($414) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $414</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1209.6 (All-In)</font>, BB calls $795.60.

Final Pot: $2833.20

SB has K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (full house, queens full of twos)
BB doesn't show.

biggest pot I've seen at 400nl. And my bro in law was sitting at this table so I can find out what BB had. obv BB was terrible (80/21)

and I'm also gonna find out how the f stacks got so deep on that table

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm going to guess BB was throwing a chip spewing party based on that hand. Donk up a big stack and then dump it. Rinse and Repeat.

Use to be a common sight, hardly ever see action monkeys driving action like that anymore.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wait for the next time Dean sits [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Makemegood]

[ QUOTE ]
haven't played poker in like a week, first session back tried to play some tight poker(seems like it only happened preflop, not sure about postflop). Anyways thought this was funny



[/ QUOTE ] wp. did you have a read or just mixing it up? I play very tight so im not used to getting rebluffed.
***** Hand History for Game 5887545671 *****
$ 1,000 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, April 18, 14:00:23 ET 2007
Table Table 126581 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: Capo23333 ( $ 906.91 USD )
Seat 1: Chocolate_Mousse ( $ 2,321 USD )
Seat 2: Asusu ( $ 1,008 USD )
Seat 4: cerisman ( $ 971 USD )
Seat 6: Ziebed ( $ 995 USD )
Seat 5: VICTORY68 ( $ 992 USD )
Chocolate_Mousse posts small blind [$ 5 USD].
Asusu posts big blind [$ 10 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Asusu [ Ad Qs ]
Capo23333 folds.
cerisman folds.
VICTORY68 folds.
Ziebed raises [$ 35 USD]
Chocolate_Mousse folds.
Asusu calls [$ 25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 6h, Kh ]
Asusu checks.
Ziebed bets [$ 55 USD]
&gt;You have options at Table 127833 (No DP) Table!.
Asusu raises [$ 135 USD]
&gt;You have options at Table 127575 (No DP) Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 127043 (No DP) Table!.
Ziebed calls [$ 80 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
&gt;You have options at Table 127575 (No DP) Table!.
Asusu bets [$ 295 USD]
&gt;You have options at Table 127575 (No DP) Table!.
Ziebed is all-In.
Asusu folds.
Ziebed shows [ 7s, 8s ]high card King.
Ziebed wins $ 1,462 USD from the main pot with high card, King.
&gt;You have options at Table 127492 Table!. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Pasterbator]

To anyone who created a new account on FTP to get rakeback,

HOW?! PLEASE PM ME OR TELL ME HERE. Can i just close my account and open a new one? Lemme know pleaseee.

Kthanks
Bye