Ask the Softball King

[Lurker.]

should i buy cleats for my softball league?
is listening to an ipod while playing appropriate?
if the first basemen is somewhat blocking the bag (but not really) is it cool to just run him over and or roundhouse kick him with my metal cleats?
are gay people allowed in MLS?
This kid with a wheelchair wants to 'play' on our team (in the outfield). How do i tell him we don't need his services?

[MicroMac]

What are your thoughts on Jennie Finch?

Do you approve or disapprove?

[Softball King]

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What are your thoughts on Jennie Finch?

Do you approve or disapprove?

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In a woman's softball league, I approve. In a coed league, if her position is anything but pole dancer, I disapprove.

[Jiggymike]

Does proper softball entail the same rules as baseball (4 balls, 3 strikes, balking, infield fly, etc)?
Also does softball the sport have beer during the games or only the co-ed "game" form?

[Softball King]

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should i buy cleats for my softball league?
is listening to an ipod while playing appropriate?
if the first basemen is somewhat blocking the bag (but not really) is it cool to just run him over and or roundhouse kick him with my metal cleats?
are gay people allowed in MLS?
This kid with a wheelchair wants to 'play' on our team (in the outfield). How do i tell him we don't need his services?

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1. Yes.
2. No.
3. You should do at least this.
4. Undecided.
5. You tell him this ain't the Special Olympics. [censored] off.

[Softball King]

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Does proper softball entail the same rules as baseball (4 balls, 3 strikes, balking, infield fly, etc)?
Also does softball the sport have beer during the games or only the co-ed "game" form?

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3 balls, 2 strikes, everything else is applicable. Beer drinking is to be done only after a win in the sport. In the game, I can't imagine tolerating the women playing while sober.

[battschr]

Where do you bat in the order?
What type of player are you? A slapper who is a pest on the basepaths? or a slugger?
What position do you play?

[goofyballer]

Softball King,

I know you disapprove of co-ed softball, but it does happen that I am on a co-ed team (although to be fair, we are the defending Division 1 champions at my school, so we're legit). One of the girls on my team is very hot; could you please outline a plan of attack for me to make sweet love to her?

Thanks,

goofyballer

[Lurker.]

goofy,
1)talk to her for a few days
2)ask her to a movie/whatever
3)have sexy time.

here's the line i imagine you taking.
1)kinda just admire her and try not to let her catch you looking
2)trying to work up the nerve to ask her out
3)going home to beat off.


MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.