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one time I put wayyyyy too much lighter fluid on a flaming bag of crap. I barely had the nerve to ring the door bell because the flame was almost taller than me. While my friends and I were running away, we noticed a firetruck going the opposite direction. Good times.
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simple but effective:
I was ~6 years old and my older sister did something to piss me off, so I took a poo on her bed. One single, firm log Looking back, I'm actually impressed with myself. |
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one time also one of my friends took a dump in this mad annoying girls car that used to always be at our parties. My friends and i then shoveled a [censored] load of snow into her car, packing it full. she woke up the next morning to her shoe laces cut, and them being filled with ketchup, mustard, hotsauce, a spoon sticking out of one, peices of bread, and to top it off urine. She was crying even before she saw her car. Noone ever admitted to the crimes.
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I love making chicks cry.
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oneouterson: come on man, the #1 universal law of inappropriate [censored] states that you should know of only one story including dumps in other people's possesions in your life. you told 3 (that makes you a +2) already and you are only excused if you can prove that you and your friends have bowel control problems. i'm tired, hence this post.
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I'm not sure why I'm enjoying this thread so much but I am.
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When I was 3 years old, my parents always gave me a bath at the sam+e time as my sister (she was 1). She pooped in the tub at least 50% of the time.
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did somebody say poop
did somebody say PAINTED POOP |
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One time I was at a some girls house with about 6 of my guy friends. She told us she had like 6 other chicks coming over and they never showed up so one of my friends grabbed all of her bottles of liquor and carried them out to his car and another friend took a mean sh*t in the top of the girls toilet. He then later explained to me that this was called the upper decker.
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