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Old 04-16-2007, 05:45 AM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default Re: most ridicolous poop story

one time I put wayyyyy too much lighter fluid on a flaming bag of crap. I barely had the nerve to ring the door bell because the flame was almost taller than me. While my friends and I were running away, we noticed a firetruck going the opposite direction. Good times.
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Old 04-16-2007, 05:55 AM
FluffyTiger FluffyTiger is offline
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Default Re: most ridicolous poop story

simple but effective:

I was ~6 years old and my older sister did something to piss me off, so I took a poo on her bed.

One single, firm log

Looking back, I'm actually impressed with myself.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:14 PM
oneouterson oneouterson is offline
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one time also one of my friends took a dump in this mad annoying girls car that used to always be at our parties. My friends and i then shoveled a [censored] load of snow into her car, packing it full. she woke up the next morning to her shoe laces cut, and them being filled with ketchup, mustard, hotsauce, a spoon sticking out of one, peices of bread, and to top it off urine. She was crying even before she saw her car. Noone ever admitted to the crimes.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:22 PM
Skoob Skoob is offline
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Default Re: most ridicolous poop story

I love making chicks cry.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:18 PM
Kinbor Kinbor is offline
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oneouterson: come on man, the #1 universal law of inappropriate [censored] states that you should know of only one story including dumps in other people's possesions in your life. you told 3 (that makes you a +2) already and you are only excused if you can prove that you and your friends have bowel control problems. i'm tired, hence this post.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:21 PM
brad3 brad3 is offline
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Default Re: most ridicolous poop story

I'm not sure why I'm enjoying this thread so much but I am.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:48 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: most ridicolous poop story

When I was 3 years old, my parents always gave me a bath at the sam+e time as my sister (she was 1). She pooped in the tub at least 50% of the time.
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:07 PM
brazilio brazilio is offline
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Default Re: most ridicolous poop story

did somebody say poop



did somebody say PAINTED POOP
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:08 PM
ROADHEAD ROADHEAD is offline
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One time I was at a some girls house with about 6 of my guy friends. She told us she had like 6 other chicks coming over and they never showed up so one of my friends grabbed all of her bottles of liquor and carried them out to his car and another friend took a mean sh*t in the top of the girls toilet. He then later explained to me that this was called the upper decker.
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