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Re: My Hooker Story
Rabbit,
You're completely missing Lazy's point. You can't argue that knowing the author has no effect on one's overall enjoyment of the story. It provides a context for the story that can change it for the better or the worse. Obviously. Also, its "separate," not "seperate." |
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Re: My Hooker Story
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Rabbit, You're completely missing Lazy's point. You can't argue that knowing the author has no effect on one's overall enjoyment of the story. It provides a context for the story that can change it for the better or the worse. Obviously. Also, its "separate," not "seperate." [/ QUOTE ] Thanks for the correction. Listen, I understand this idea. You might also find knock, knock jokes hilarious, but that still doesn't make them good. The ability to differentiate what is good and bad isn't too complicated, but you seem to not understand it. In this story you MIGHT see an underlying story which makes it funny. I personally don't see it, but you might. What makes the difference between a good story and a bad story is how they tell it. If this story had flowed well, left out distracting elements and been told in a good format, I could see how you could rank it as "Great" or "Awesome". But it didn't. You might think it was funny, but for people that read and appreciate things such as comedic timing and ability to build up climatic situations this story was atrocious. I said he was a bad writer and that this was a badly written story. I’m not going to argue taste though. |
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Re: My Hooker Story
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/sh...ad.php?t=15038
This is a page where apple (the author of this story) asks Tucker a question. Tucker lays into him, because like I said, this author is an idiot. This is the idiots reply. [ QUOTE ] Hey Maxy boy, "feel free to elaborate" = shorthand. You are a clownface nitpicker to use sarcasm on that. In your STUPID Ask Tucker for advice board there was a question about how you were in high school, and most of the time you just give advice by relating personal experience anyway. I know what the word "advice" means. You scored a 800 on the verbal score of the SAT but so did my cousin who used to be my friend, and I scored high too. Maybe someday you will understand that everyone does not hate me, and does not think I'm an idiot. Recently I went to a party where I had over 10 friends. Yes I did read a lot of your stories. The closest was one cool girl who got that special tatoo, but the only exchange that comes to mind was where you start out by telling her you might pick up another girl at the bar and go back with her, and she says "oh yeah that's totally cool, i'll help you do it." You are wrong to say I'm stupid, my IQ has been tested in the low 200's and I have a very bright future ahead of me. And I'm not illiterate, from reading experience I can tell you some stuff like your stuff is funny but not as funny as other stuff like Calvin and Hobbes. For example, Calvin: My horoscope says, "turning about means circumstances in your favor. Assert views in confident manner. Lunar cycle high, many of your key policies will be implemented." Calvin: Isn't that great? Today I'm fated to get my way! The heavens decree it! Hobbes: So what are your "key policies"? Calvin: First, obviously, is "don't do homework." C'mon, let' go out and play! Hobbes: Here comes your mom and it looks like she has a bone to pick with the moon. Calvin: Ha! Watch me assert my views in a confident manner! [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: My Hooker Story
is there anything more annoying than tuckermax fanboys? jesus.
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If my math is right:
$400 1st massage $400 2nd massage $500 2nd massage VIP feet $500 Big Black Hooker for sloppy seconds = $1800 Let me see if I can plan an alternate story for you $700 Round Trip flight to Bangkok $100 5 nights in decet hotel $200 on food and drinks (super ballin style) $800 on Cute Thai bargirls (at current rates you could be doing threesomes ever night of the 5 nights) =$1800 hmmmmmmmmmmm next time..... |
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Haha that link is great bruiser material.
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