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Greatest fortune cookie ever!
this is an actual fortune cookie i got yesterday with my order of beef and broccolli and wonton soup.
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." |
#2
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Re: Greatest fortune cookie ever!
I like wonton soup because it tastes good.
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#3
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Re: Greatest fortune cookie ever!
i had cream cheese wantons last night. coincidence?
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Re: Greatest fortune cookie ever!
That's pretty good. The last one I got said: 'breathe or die, muvva [censored]'
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Re: Greatest fortune cookie ever!
last time i got a fortune cookie it told me not to call early position raises with easily dominated hands. bunch of bs is what that was.
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Re: Greatest fortune cookie ever!
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That's pretty good. The last one I got said: 'breathe or die, muvva [censored]' [/ QUOTE ] Your's too?! Cody |
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That's pretty good. The last one I got said: ' vote or die, vote or die, if you don't vote i'll stick a needle in your eye, i like it when you vote bitch, bitch, shake dem titties when ya vote bitch, bitch ' [/ QUOTE ] |
#8
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I like wonton soup because it tastes good and is cheap as [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] |
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I am violently allergic to Chinese food but I still eat it 4 nights a week because I love Asian girls. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Greatest fortune cookie ever!
Geese can be troublesome.
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