You know you play too much poker if...

[PhantomGoose]

You know you play too much poker if...

... you calculate the EV of picking another suitcase vs. folding on Deal or No Deal.

Also, when you use the term "folding" in a spot like this

[Doug Funnie II]

you refer to any sort of discount as "rakeback"

when bored in class you try to figure out how soon you could retire if your winrate at nl25 was sustainable (6 years).

[Ratamahatta]

I noticed that when I have to count something in my head I sometimes go like this:
1, 2, 3, ... , 9, 10, J, Q... huh... wtf?
This is probably because I have to count cards to make sure I actualy floped a straight with my TQ.

[pureklas]

You split up with your gf and she states poker is one of the reasons its not working out. She then offers hope of getting back together if you give up poker.

[WotaWaster]

I think you mean - You split up with your GF and your first thought is good at least I can play more poker.

[Gary Stevenson]

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n+1) You think of any partial rebate, including coupons, as "rakeback".

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you refer to any sort of discount as "rakeback"

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you are soooooooooo original

[GittyUP]

Yell "Im taking you to value town" or "take him to value town" when you want to insult someone.

[Super Villain]

when you smoke out w/ a single friend and call it heads up!!

[sefaje]

god ive done like 80% of these in the thread.


What's the capitol of Nebraska?
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You answered "Omaha"

[ImsaKidd]

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god ive done like 80% of these in the thread.


What's the capitol of Nebraska?
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You answered "Omahahahahahahah "

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