You know you play too much poker if...

[AnyMouse]

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... you find yourself laughing at the play in Casino Royale when everyone else gives your uncomfortable stares.

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you're the only one of your friends who thought Casino Royale sucked and wish Bond would go back to baccarat.

watching the scene where the villain explains to his opponent that he only has 18.73% to make his draw you're yelling "Don't Tap the Glass!"

(then you realize: wait, that was a great bluff)

[dchz]

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... you find yourself laughing at the play in Casino Royale when everyone else gives your uncomfortable stares.

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you're the only one of your friends who thought Casino Royale sucked and wish Bond would go back to baccarat.

watching the scene where the villain explains to his opponent that he only has 18.73% to make his draw you're yelling "Don't Tap the Glass!"

(then you realize: wait, that was a great bluff)

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you obviously didn't play that much, my first impression of tha scene was that that guy who told the odds just 2nd leveled him...


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but the casino scene was awful..


i min raise, i min raise, I"M ALL IN, he must be on a bluff, and I CALL!

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[SkeetyMcdoogle]

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hahah this one gets me every time

[the machine]

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you shuffle the cardboard coasters at bars...

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hahaaaa....id bet weve all tried this

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no doubt.

plus i spin drop down spin coins whenever i have 3 of the same in my pocket. its hard to do with anything smaller then quarters

[bluey]

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you're at dinner w/ your girlfriend when the waiter brings the check....you ask, "you wanna chop"

she says,"what??"

you say,"muck yourself"

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haha you have a gf?

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No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

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Ugh, this stuff is kinda crazy actually. At times when I've played ridiculous amounts of poker (say 8-9hr+ a day for stretches of a week or more) I find it usual to just have card situations just flying around in your head, visualizing open ended straight draws and whatnot, both when asleep and during the day.

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OMG...this happens to me when I play late until 5 AM and dream for 3 hours only to wake up at 8 AM to go to work...those 3 hours are crazy weird. It's just a neverending saga of hands...whatever...

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...you buy a lotto ticket for pot odds

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...u watch the 1980s and 1990s WSOP coverage on ESPN Classic with no hole cards

[candyman718]

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No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

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Ugh, this stuff is kinda crazy actually. At times when I've played ridiculous amounts of poker (say 8-9hr+ a day for stretches of a week or more) I find it usual to just have card situations just flying around in your head, visualizing open ended straight draws and whatnot, both when asleep and during the day.

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OMG...this happens to me when I play late until 5 AM and dream for 3 hours only to wake up at 8 AM to go to work...those 3 hours are crazy weird. It's just a neverending saga of hands...whatever...

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Me too. As I'm falling asleep random hands and flops pop into my head and I try to put my opponent on a hand and calculate how many outs I have or he has. The turn and river never come. I move on to the next hand. Over and over and over again.