QUICK...late night taco bell, what's my play

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Agree that taco bell fire is no righful source of macho pride. This sauce is crap. Then again, so is everything at taco bell. Go to Del Taco, you friggin' h*mos.

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Yes every city with a taco bell has a del taco...

p.s. fire sauce is great.

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Moving to another city is much easier than eating at taco bell, and is the obvious heterosexual alternative, my flamingo friend.

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If i had any idea what you just said i would probably be offended.

[tuq]

Blarg,

I'm pretty sure cabn has Super AIDS.

[udbrky]

Those new zesty nachos are great. I like them and a steak taquito.

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Agree that taco bell fire is no righful source of macho pride. This sauce is crap. Then again, so is everything at taco bell. Go to Del Taco, you friggin' h*mos.

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Yes every city with a taco bell has a del taco...

p.s. fire sauce is great.

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Beat: My city doesn't have a Del taco and we have several Taco Bells. =( Tell me about this Del Taco

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Del Taco actually has fast food that doesn't taste like watery crap. Their bean burritos actually have some flavors. Suffice it to say, if even their BEANS have flavor, they are miles ahead of taco bell, whose cold thin flavorless beans are a urination in the face of the Mexican flag. And this is coming from someone who is neither Mexican nor particularly a bean fan at all.

Let me explain further. You get better-textured, more flavorful tortillas wrapping them, you get beans that aren't actually a black hole of flavor, you get very tasteable amounts of cheese, and you get sauce that is surprisingly not crappy or runs-producing even in large volumes. It's also a bit hotter than the Bell's. Green sauce especially has a real vegetal flavor boost and is not just some red-colored non-flavored nameless joke like you get at Taco Bell.

These things are good!

Watch out for Tuesdays, when you get small tacos on sale at like 3 for 2 bucks or something silly.

Unlike almost all fast food, I am actually happy eating these. And this is the LOW END of their menu. Enjoy from there.

Don't go to Taco Bell. This is a known hangout for wiggers and other people of dubious sexual orientation. The cold, watery beans will horrify you. The meat will make your sides cramp with laughter. The sauce will find the resonance of your colon and make it spit in rhythm. Please save yourself the trauma, and stick with the flavors that have made the temporarily American state of California thrive! Del Taco is your best bet for fast food crap.

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DELUXE CHILI CHEDDAR FRIES AMIRITE!!?!?

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I will tell you in the next couple days, maybe tomorrow.

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Blarg,

I'm pretty sure cabn has Super AIDS.

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This may be true. I hear they soak the ersatz "groudn beef" in it.

[Jeff311420]

2 steak chalupas, supreme, soft taco and if baked, nachos. dr pepper.

[Shenlong]

[censored] taco bell, late night there is only white castle!

having said that, 1/2 lb. beef & potato burrito, and a crunchwrap supreme, with either a baja blast or a wild cherry pepsi.

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B-o-o-RING!

[rageotones]

final results:

2 beef meximelts
1 baja beef gordita
1 large sierra mist (i really miss the code red)
lotsa "hot" sauce

it was awesome like always. long live 24-hour taco bell!!!