You know you play too much poker if...

[ebepse]

the only IMs you get on aim are your friends whining about bad beats with a hand history

[bboy_]

your pokerstars stats tab still has the 9899 hands you've played the last 4 days because it's been open constantly

[Pupkin]

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Pupkin (aka Bobby Crosby) makes them on his site http://www.plusev.net/ every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. It's definitely one of my favorite online comics, and not just because it's poker related. It's a good comic.

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Thanks, buddy.

[Kiddmother]

Every time my kid owes me money he tries to "flip" for it instead of just paying!! But I'm too scared to risk my funds for a chance to get double the amount!!

[bboy_]

you no longer look at days' results but rather numerous days at a time because its all one session with many breaks

[BearHustler]

I'm currently discussing a contract with a company called The Water Purifier, and every time I see their "TWP"- logo I think: The Worst Player. It's annoying as hell.

Today it got even worse when I saw a car with license plate TVP and I thought: Ze Vorst Player. The German forum is getting to me already.

[IrishPete]

during the man utd match the other nite i sent two texts, one to my gf and one to my friend, they read:

"ship it! hold united! one time!"

"we're gna win the champions league, gg guys. ul everyone else"

the replies were varying degrees of 'what the [censored] are u saying?!'...obv i was drunk.

[The B]

you're at dinner w/ your girlfriend when the waiter brings the check....you ask, "you wanna chop"

she says,"what??"

you say,"muck yourself"

[tufat23]

your mother offers to give you an allowance to stop playing poker, and then not know how to respond when she offers £500/month (note: she thinks its a lot)

[AnyMouse]

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i had a dream recently about sleeping. in my dream, i figured that if i bought 4 beds, i could get in 4x the number of hours of sleep in the same period i had been sleeping on 1, thereby maximizing my sleep time. multitabling sleep?

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I'm about to puke with laughter.
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I was watching CSI type show (not sure witch one) and the investigators were having trouble identifying the murder suspect because she was a triplet; upon learning this I yell , "nice, trips". It turns out that the guy that was mudered also had a twin brother, so triplets and twins, I yell "oh shiat, full house" and my friends all just look at me and shake their heads knowing that I play too much pokah.

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<--- lost it.