The Polite Greeting theory

[kylephilly]

act drunk it gets you all sorts of action
typos etc

[sefaje]

sometimes i give a casual "I plan on winning this" or "IM GONNA WIN YOU [censored] ARE GAY AND ARE GONNA LOSE"

[sebbb]

I sometimes type "gl" but people don't realize that I'm talking to myself

[saucyspade19]

I usually ask "who here smokes crack?" and follow that up with "who here is into bdsm?" This is typically good for some responses.

[Lurker.]

the gg before it starts is hilarious.

[LetsGetItOn]

I say gl and stuff way too much, I suck though so theory rings true.