You know you play too much poker if...

[Jurrr]

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You idly look at the number plate of the car on the road in front of you, and your brain goes 'STRAIGHT DRAW!!'

[/ QUOTE ]I've had that.

[ShipitFMA]

Your friends tell you a story and you think of it in terms of B B & V

[Noir_Desir]

...you write character traits on post-its and stick them to the foreheads of people you meet regularly.

[mikalina]

You send emails to a group of old college friends in the form:

Brag: ....
Beat: ....
Variance: ....

And get responses like this (and I quote):
"Brag = You know what you're saying
Beat = No one else does
Variance = Don't do it"

[Stake Monster]

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Playing poker all day.

Dreaming about poker all night.*



* And I don't mean sexy dreams about winning in the Big Game to the adulation of your peers and the admiring glances of women. No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

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I dream about poker like that, does that make me addicted? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Split Suit]

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Playing poker all day.

Dreaming about poker all night.*



* And I don't mean sexy dreams about winning in the Big Game to the adulation of your peers and the admiring glances of women. No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

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I dream about poker like that, does that make me addicted? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i only had the nonsense card dreams durrin my gambling addiction. so yea..u might b an addict. u shud look into that...

[fees]

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when the zit faced teenager at the cash at McDonalds says, "that's $7.34", and you reply with, "I call".

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LOL this has been done more than once

[The B]

you shuffle the cardboard coasters at bars...

[effinA]

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you shuffle the cardboard coasters at bars...

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hahaaaa....id bet weve all tried this

[pmulry]

Someone says something ridiculous in public and the first thing that pops into your head is the o rly owl.