Best comeback ever?!?!

[neuroman]

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snopes

Claim: Questioned about the wisdom of teaching Boy Scouts to use firearms, a US General points out the difference between being equipped to do something and doing it.
Status: <font color="red">False </font> .

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I appreciate your cite to authority but anyone who didn't realize that was fake just by reading it probably won't care anyway.

D+ would not read again

[pokerpansie]

definition of having "guts"; man comes home from a night of drinking, and smelling of perfume, to find his wife doing housework, and states, "it's about time you did something".

definition of having "balls"; man comes home from a night of drinking, and smelling of perfume, to find his wife doing housework, he smacks her on the ass and says "you're next!"

This too never happened, but when told by a person with a feel for joke telling it is very amusing. Sometimes fiction can be fun. Of course the original post was not true, jeesh you think the military would allow a chauvanist to be a general?

[otnemem]

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Brag: I figured out how am going to use it. My wife doesn't like me playing poker in front of our kids as she thinks it will turn them into degen gamblers etc. Next time she says it BINGO......

Beat: gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while once used

Variance: more time to play late night poker = more tourney bubbles

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So your wife will say, "You need to stop gambling because your kids are going to turn into degenerate gamblers..." And you're going to say what exactly? "You're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not?"

[His Boy Elroy]

"You need to stop having a vagina, cause you'll become a hooker!"

[pokerpansie]

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Brag: I figured out how am going to use it. My wife doesn't like me playing poker in front of our kids as she thinks it will turn them into degen gamblers etc. Next time she says it BINGO......

Beat: gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while once used

Variance: more time to play late night poker = more tourney bubbles

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So your wife will say, "You need to stop gambling because your kids are going to turn into degenerate gamblers..." And you're going to say what exactly? "You're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not?"

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I was still in the process of working out all the details and exact form. However, in light of this earth shattering information that the interview is a hoax, I will probably bag the whole plan so as not to use someone elses joke for my own personal gain.

[ikestoys]

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jeesh you think the military would allow a chauvanist to be a general?

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yes, LDO

[tboss888]

lol secondamendments

[TheSauce]

proper response from female interviewer...

"Touche sir, next question..."