Montreal for Bachelor party this weekend, Suggestions?

[ChipStorm]

mikeymer, my brother threw me my bachelor party in Montreal. Holy [censored], what a time.

I have one word for you only:

Wanda's

That is all. Enjoy.

[oddjob]

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The Gentlemen Club - pool together $100 and talk to the DJ. He will get the bachelor up on stage with a few girls, who will beat his ass with his own belt. Sucks big time for the bachelor, but it's f'n hilarious for everyone else.

Also, be sure to treat yourself to a Shish Taouk (or 4) at Basha after you leave the clubs/bars.

Oh, and since you've never been, watch out for tipping. People DEMAND tips in that city, it's f'n ridiculous. I once bought 5 drinks at a strip club that came to $46. I gave the bartender a $50 and started to leave with the drinks. She called after me "sir?" I reply "yes?" She says "it is customary to tip $1 per drink." I laughed and walked away. But be warned, everyone is like that there. Doormen will not let you in without a couple dollar tip. It's so annoying, I am getting pissed just thinking about it.

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yah, it's totally lame when other cultures, have different customs and [censored] then us. F that. they should all be more like us americans. stupid foreigners. they should go back to egypt.

[TheDudeAbides]

I'm all for accepting other cultures, but in the case of Montreal and tipping - they're just being douchebags. It has little to do with customs.

[traz]

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The Gentlemen Club - pool together $100 and talk to the DJ. He will get the bachelor up on stage with a few girls, who will beat his ass with his own belt. Sucks big time for the bachelor, but it's f'n hilarious for everyone else.


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uh, i think this is pretty standard and you can get this done for much less than $100. @ super sexe, the strippers are very fiesty and many of them will do this without you having to ask(plus other stuff like biting a hole in, and then ripping off, the guy's underweart/shirt)*. all you need to do is lie down on stage with $10 bucks in your mouth. maybe to make sure he gets something extra embarrasing done to him you can mention that it's his bachelor party. they'll be happy to oblige and you'll save $90

*none of this has happened to me.

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When I went to supersexe, there was a crew of 3 girls, for one of their birthdays. She ended up on stage naked and interacting with the strippers for a good while. They're definitely loose about such things

[Slow Play Ray]

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I'm all for accepting other cultures, but in the case of Montreal and tipping - they're just being douchebags. It has little to do with customs.

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[nyc999]

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mikeymer, my brother threw me my bachelor party in Montreal. Holy [censored], what a time.

I have one word for you only:

Wanda's

That is all. Enjoy.

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For those of us living vicariously through the OP/Chipstorm - TR's please.

[ChipStorm]

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mikeymer, my brother threw me my bachelor party in Montreal. Holy [censored], what a time.

I have one word for you only:

Wanda's

That is all. Enjoy.

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For those of us living vicariously through the OP/Chipstorm - TR's please.

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OP, hope I'm not treading too heavily on your thread but I'll answer nyc somewhat.

My Montreal bachelor party was quite a while ago (2000), but I'm confident from a couple quick web checks that the Wanda's recommendation stands.

My brother's a big NASCAR fan along with his college buds, so he's been to Montreal several times. He decided that was slam-dunk the best place to do the party. Arrival by train from NYC, drinking on the train. Average hotel, don't remember which, who cares. Welcome all the boys at the hotel, welcoming round of shots in one of the rooms, let's head for dinner. Great sushi place, don't remember which. To Wanda's. WOW. My brother is a sales-rep-type guy, deals well with others, and others in this thread have mentioned the tipping angle... well obviously bro knows this because he's spreading money to everyone in sight as soon as we walk through the door. With a dozen guys on his tail, he tells Wanda's staff that every one of us is to have a girl on him at ALL times.

Wanda's is more of the "gentlemen's club" style: the girls are amazing and exceptionally friendly, and they lose it all, but don't touch (pretty sure I remember this correctly). We were just floored by how gorgeous the girls were, and how pleasant the whole experience was.

So back to hotel way drunk, sleep. Next day, casino, where I play blackjack the whole time. Don't know if they had poker, that wasn't a poker time for me so didn't check. Pretty cool casino though, fun. Then back to hotel, change, off to nice steak place, great wine, etc., and then... [censored], back to Wanda's, who wouldn't?

Second night, they get me up on stage, and I was pretty drunk already so don't remember precisely but basically it was three of the girls I liked best from the previous night and me, in a chair, with them all over me, basically getting me halfway undressed on stage for the obligatory old-age blackmail picture my brother took. Then lots more wandering friend to friend and checking on how they're doing with their girls.

Split the next morning. That's probably a pretty lame trip report, but it's been 7 years. All I can say is, it was one fantastic town for a b-party, and the name Wanda's is burned into my brain.

[mikeymer]

Thanks fellas, I'll write down the name of all these places and I'll be sure to write a TR if it's anything worthwhile, although I'll probably be blacked out for 40% of the trip.