I don't have a poem, but if I did it would be sad. (NC Thread)

[shadow.]

nothing.

tried a lot w/ these guys. if you eventually do succeed, they hit and run and you tilt hard.

then you move up 6 2/3 times your normal stakes and proceed to drop stack after stack to players much, much better than you.

this is about december, so winter months aren't helping you much. THEN your friend decides that cocaine is a cool drug. THEN you get a C in microeconomics.

THEN you take a month off cuz you're busto and THEN neteller decides to steal are your monies. THEN you almost get your girlfriend preggo. THEN she gets really drunk. THEN you break up with her. THEN you get horny and get back together.

THEN you go on easter break and work some hard earned grind money into the air by running bad.

all hypothetically, of course.

[jaxUp]

20/40 NL

villain has $4160, I have him covered.

villain raises UTG to 160, 3 folds, I call in SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 1 fold

flop($360): 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I check, he bets 350, I raise to 1200, he reraises all in to $4000, I call.

Turn($8360): 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

river($8360): 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villain shows Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

lol so easy. SHIPIT

[BigBadBabar]

dear jaxup, can i stake you? because i mean, limit poker is not my game, and i could use some money.

[jaxUp]

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dear jaxup, can i stake you? because i mean, limit poker is not my game, and i could use some money.

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If I go busto, you're the first one I'll PM.

[BigBadBabar]

i mean, let me invest a little in you at least, and hopefully it'll earn me more than in the bank or in my own poker accounts [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

ps. lol
pps. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Buzz-cp]

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nothing.

tried a lot w/ these guys. if you eventually do succeed, they hit and run and you tilt hard.

then you move up 6 2/3 times your normal stakes and proceed to drop stack after stack to players much, much better than you.

this is about december, so winter months aren't helping you much. THEN your friend decides that cocaine is a cool drug. THEN you get a C in microeconomics.

THEN you take a month off cuz you're busto and THEN neteller decides to steal are your monies. THEN you almost get your girlfriend preggo. THEN she gets really drunk. THEN you break up with her. THEN you get horny and get back together.

THEN you go on easter break and work some hard earned grind money into the air by running bad.

all hypothetically, of course.

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classic shadow projecting at his finest

[DavidC]

where do they spread 20/40 nl?

I thought party went from 10/20 to 25/50.

[jaxUp]

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where do they spread 20/40 nl?

I thought party went from 10/20 to 25/50.

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Prima spreads some crazy limits including 2.5/5, 4/8 and 8/16. It makes moving up less painful I find.

[Zeldark]

I'm thinking about doing a 20BB of the NL variety. So I guess that'd be something like a 200BB challenge or so. Take $5, start low, see how high I can get.

Although a normal limit challenge sounds fun too. Decisions decisions.

[00Snitch]

This just made me lol so hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxY7AsgOxBY

the rugby in that clip isnt very good, this one is better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN9VUStB6zM