I don't have a poem, but if I did it would be sad. (NC Thread)

[bennyhana]

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Very nice.

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If you ordered huge [censored] from pottery barn, west elm, ikea, or overstock.com and I'm nice enough to bring it in your house b/c your weak, old, with child, have broken limb or just plain [censored] lazy dont tip me a [censored] dollar an think anything else is going to make it to your house on 1st attempt or in one piece.

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I ask out of ignorance. Are we really expected to tip in this situation, or other situations?

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Just ship $50 to benny on stars, and all will be forgiven.

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QFT....lol

no, you don't have to tip the UPS man, you can but you are not expected to. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Of course, food or water or pop is always nice, expecially if it is late at night.

[ckj]

Anyone here ever taking physical chemistry with the text book "physical chemistry" by mortimer? Easily the worst textbook i've ever seen.

I'm on a hw problem that references an equation that references an equation. And I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with that equation. This is combined with straight up awful teachers.

The professor this quarter took two lectures to incoherently derive some equation that has nothing to do with the homework. I think i'm just going to plug in crap and ignore what the book is asking for.

Looks like it's time to buddy up with the TA (btw his office hours is during when 1/2 the class has a class)and just have him solve the problems for me or something. [/rant]

Guess I'm not the only one with something to rant about =P.

If it makes you feel better Benny I work for parking at my school and I traffic direct. I've the past two shifts I've directed I've gotten F-Us because I was just doing my job. Just realize that you're just a better person than they are and they cannot get over their own self-centeredness.

[jaxUp]

so I decided to sit in a really nice 5kNL game tonight, and here is what happens:

fish has 4500 and I have him covered

folded to fish # 1 who calls OTB, I make it 250 from the SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], BB folds, fish calls.


flop (550): Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I bet 450, fish makes it 1200, I reraise all in to 4250, fish calls
turn(9050): K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
river(9050): 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

fish turns over T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] FTW.

[FUJItheFISH]

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so I decided to sit in a really nice 5kNL game tonight, and here is what happens:

fish has 4500 and I have him covered

folded to fish # 1 who calls OTB, I make it 250 from the SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], BB folds, fish calls.


flop (550): Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I bet 450, fish makes it 1200, I reraise all in to 4250, fish calls
turn(9050): K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
river(9050): 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

fish turns over T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] FTW.

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take it out on joe.

[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

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so I decided to sit in a really nice 5kNL game tonight, and here is what happens:

fish has 4500 and I have him covered

folded to fish # 1 who calls OTB, I make it 250 from the SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], BB folds, fish calls.


flop (550): Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I bet 450, fish makes it 1200, I reraise all in to 4250, fish calls
turn(9050): K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
river(9050): 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

fish turns over T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] FTW.

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ah... thats terrible

are you playing 5kNL regularly now?

[jaxUp]

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so I decided to sit in a really nice 5kNL game tonight, and here is what happens:

fish has 4500 and I have him covered

folded to fish # 1 who calls OTB, I make it 250 from the SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], BB folds, fish calls.


flop (550): Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I bet 450, fish makes it 1200, I reraise all in to 4250, fish calls
turn(9050): K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
river(9050): 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

fish turns over T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] FTW.

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ah... thats terrible

are you playing 5kNL regularly now?

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hells no. First time ever because I found a table with 2 guys who had vpip >50 and weren't real aggressive either.

What a way to start it off.

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For anybody who cares (so probably nobody) you need not worry as the poker gods have repaid me kindly and vanquished my foes.. I won back that 4500 and then some. None of the hands were exciting, sorry. Just a slow and steady stream of pots.

[tyler_cracker]

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If I was able to do whatever I wanted here, I'd all of a sudden be on a web cam with your ex-girlfriend. Then, as things are getting interesting, she reach through the screen and hand me a beer before the rest of her follows through.

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taaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeee... take on me!
taaaaaake meeeeeee ooooooon... take on me!



<font color="white">i would do an image, but i'm on dial-up(!!) on a slow computer and it is too much work.</font>

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After 324 hands and much brilliant play the last of the fish went busto, and there I sat with 4 buyins in my stack (sadly, only $8k profit). What started out terribly, finished off just as I'd hoped. Hooray for April.

[kerowo]

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If I was able to do whatever I wanted here, I'd all of a sudden be on a web cam with your ex-girlfriend. Then, as things are getting interesting, she reach through the screen and hand me a beer before the rest of her follows through.

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taaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeee... take on me!
taaaaaake meeeeeee ooooooon... take on me!



<font color="white">i would do an image, but i'm on dial-up(!!) on a slow computer and it is too much work.</font>

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QFT