In response to Bubba Versace: A good Rhino stripper story (Long)

[AcesUp2121]

Cliff Notes at bottom

I was in Vegas last year for the World Series. My father was out there for a Horse Racing Handicapping Tournament at the Gold Coast and we had a free room there. This may appear to be insignificant but it will come into play later in the story. Been out there for about 4 days and decided it was titty time. Asked my cash game table for recommendations and some older guy from Louisiana told me the Spearmint Rhino was what I was looking for. Convinced 2 others from my table to roll, racked up, snagged a cab and we were off. This is all taking place at about 11pm and I have been drinking pretty steadily for the past 7 hours. My companions were some dude from the midwest in his late 20s who was cool and this other guy about the same age who was a dork. I'm 21 from New York. Unfortunately, their names escape me.

We arrive at the Rhino, pay the $20 cover, and proceed inside. We are delighted to find the overwhelming number of hot girls all over the place. After paying for our $7 beers wee find 3 seats right up at one of the stages and take in the sights. Within 2 minutes this gorgeous, hard bodied brunette with fake Cs comes up and asks me if I would like a dance(sadly no pics). $20 a song or something ridiculous. I say get to work. After 4 such songs, she suggests the private dance area. $200 half hour, $400 for an hour. I tell my new acquaintances to guard my seat and that I will be back in an hour.

The private room wasn't so private but I enjoyed it. We got to talking, she tells me her name is Dani, she's 35 (wtf), and just moved out here from LA. She asks where I am staying and is really into me. She tells me her shift ends at 6 and she wants to meet up, or I can ship her $1500 right now and she will roll. I tell her to call me when her shift is done. After the hour of grinding and making out is complete, I tip her something obscene like another hundo, and make my way back towards my "buddies". I get two steps down the hallway and see the dorky one in an argument with another stripper, a slender brunette. I ask him what's up and he tells me he is getting a dance. The stripper says he doesn't understand the rules and is not getting one. My pal chimes in, "I told her for $400 two are definitely going in the pink." I convince him to head back out to the main area with me and the stripper follows us. I apologize to her and she begins to take a liking to me and brings her fellow stripper over as well. She's very hot as well. They discuss a 2 for 1 private dance, $400 for the hour. I'm like follow me. We get to the entrance of the area and the bouncer has not heard of this deal. I'm not paying $800 so I tell the ladies no thanks and proceed to head back to find my buddy and bounce. Once girl says something along the lines of me not being able to afford it. My intoxicated condition takes over and I go off on her. I call her a whore and to keep grinding on [censored] or something along those lines. They are frightened and walk away. I find my pal, midwest vanished, and we cab it back to the Rio. I still got 3 hours to kill til Dani gets off.

Arrive back at the Rio and me and the Dork plop down in a
2-5 game. Pretty uneventful, but I drop $600 while waiting for my lady. While this is taking place it appears that my roll is smaller than it should be. I'm short about $800. This bothers me, but not as much as it should have. Anyways, Dani calls right at 6 and asks where I'm staying again and I tell her the Gold Coast. She says she is on her way and she will be parking valet but she has to tell me something. "You paid me too much. All the girls I talked to said I should just keep it and that it is your own fault but I'm not that kind of person." Aw, I run good. I walk over to the Gold Coast and chill out by the entrance awaiting her arrival. About 45 minutes go by and still no sign of her. Finally she calls and bitches me out for messing with her. Says she is at the valet and there is no sign of me. I'm like wtf. Turns out she went to the South Coast instead and is now on her way to me. I wait longer. At this point it's about 7:30 am and I'm sitting outside sweating my ass off. I'm wearing a white button up that's covered in makeup and other unidentifiable stains. I wait eagerly. Eventually I see a car pull up and park, and a semi attractive chick in heels walking in my direction. "Not as hot as I had thought, but I'm still gonna bang this one out" were my thoughts. She approaches and the following conversation takes place:

Me: I thought you were gonna use the valet.
Chick: Yea I decided not to.
Me: Oh ok. (Opens door for her.) I gotta tell you something before we go any further. I'm sharing a room with my dad and he might still be in there sleeping. I can go check while you wait here or we can just get another room.
Chick: Oh. (Proceeds to walk away.)
Me: Where are you going?
Chick: To bed.
Me: You have a room here?
Chick: Yes, here and good night. (Hands me a business card for the Spearmint Rhino)
Me: Wtf are you messing with me?
Chick: I've never seen you before in my life. (Starts to walk away again)
Me: (Grabs her arm to stop her) Seriously.
Chick: Get away from me.

So at this point I feel like I just got messed with big time. I go back outside and call Dani's number. She answers and says she is gonna be there in 2 minutes. Sweet. She arrives wearing a lime green summer dress and serious heels. She is much hotter than the previous chick I assaulted. I lead her inside, suggest breakfast, and stop at the bar for a drink. Bartender IDs us both, sees her ID and apologizes for hassling a 35 year old woman. We go to breakfast and I explain the father in room situation. She tells me she isn't having sex with me while my pops is in there. I tell her neither am I. I leave her at breakfast, head up to the room and don't find him. I call his cell phone and he says he's at the sportsbook and out of the room for awhile. I tell him good because I'm about to bag this chick. I head back down, relay the news to Dani, and she says she would like to meet him. WTF. We head over to the sportsbook, I'm like check this out dad, and she shakes his hand. She introduces herself as Paula, and this stuns me. Apparently Dani was just a stage name.

We head up to the room, do the nasty and pass out til around noon at which point we proceed to do it again. Afterward she gets dressed and gets ready to leave. She gives me back my money I somehow overpaid her and says, "this usually isn't free out here, you know." WTF. I ask her if she is a hooker, she says no, calls me an [censored], and leaves. I sit in my room for about an hour confused over what happened.

Perhaps the best part of the story is the conversation I had with my father at dinner later that night:
Dad: (Noticing I'm bummed out from my $1500 experience of an evening) You alright?
Me: How old do you think she was?
Dad: I dunno, like 23.
Me: (Stares at dad).
Dad: ...don't tell me she was underage.

Cliff Notes: In Vegas for World Series last year. Round up 2 other guys from cash game and hit up Rhino. Get dances, overpay for them, exchange numbers with stripper, go back and lose money at cash until she gets out of work. Stripper calls offering to return money, goes to wrong hotel first. Meanwhile, OP harasses another girl walking towards him that looked vaguely familiar to actual stripper. Real stripper shows up, meets father, tells him real name that OP had not yet been told, then goes and has sex with OP. Stripper tells OP that sex usually isn't free out here, calls him an [censored] and leaves. At dinner OP's father thinks stripper was 23 or possibly underage. In actuality, stripper was 35.

[goofyballer]

It sounds like the "usually the sex isn't free" comment was meant to be a compliment, since you bagged her for free, but she then got offended when you asked if she was a hooker.

[Bubba Versace]

I just read the story...I enjoyed it.

More trips reports please.

Died laughing about the random stripper that wasn't the chick you met...

[TyFuji]

nice TR dude

you and your dad are way too close

[PleaseSignal]

Good story [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]