Didnt Shake It Out Enough...

[MasterLJ]

Lately, no amount of shaking saves me from the urine stain. It really blows.

[Banditgberg]

No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops go down your pants!

[RoundGuy]

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Lately, no amount of shaking saves me from the urine stain. It really blows.

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Christ. Does no one where underwear anymore? Pull the underwear forward (blocking the path to the pants), and whip that snake in there. No muss, no fuss.

Sheesh. Kids these days....

[Vertical Taco]

1.) Pee in stall, in toilet...standing obviously
2.) Shake with vigour
3.) Try not to get aroused from shaking
4.) If not aroused, proceed to step 9
5.) If aroused, you're in a stall....YAY PRIVACY
6.) Beat off
7.) Shake with vigour
8.) Repeat steps 3-7
9.) Hopefully there is toilet paper
10.) If no toilet paper shake with vigour again...proceed to
step 12
11.) Use toilet paper, if it's there, to prevent stainaments
12.) Wash hands (optional)