Hit Quads twice/Got berated

[hurtchow]

I apologize for the HH, but the converter I used doesn't seem to get along with party's formatting.

Hand 1-

#Game No : 5836391375
***** Hand History for Game 5836391375 *****
$ 25 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, April 03, 13:24:29 ET 2007
Table Table 134008 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Polique ( $ 8.30 USD )
Seat 2: AmigoAmigo ( $ 52.70 USD )
Seat 5: im_Joker_12 ( $ 24.40 USD )
Seat 4: hurtchow ( $ 25.15 USD )
Seat 3: Bjoern275 ( $ 28.50 USD )
Seat 6: CHEDI26 ( $ 20.61 USD )
CHEDI26 posts small blind [$ 0.10 USD].
Polique posts big blind [$ 0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hurtchow [ 8s 8h ]
AmigoAmigo folds
Bjoern275 calls [$ 0.25 USD]
hurtchow raises [$ 1 USD]
im_Joker_12 raises [$ 3.50 USD]
CHEDI26 folds
Polique folds
Bjoern275 folds
hurtchow calls [$ 2.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 8d, 8c ]
hurtchow bets [$ 4 USD]
im_Joker_12 raises [$ 8 USD]
hurtchow calls [$ 4 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
hurtchow checks
im_Joker_12 is all-In [$ 12.90 USD]
hurtchow calls [$ 12.90 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
hurtchow shows [ 8s, 8h ]four of a kind, Eights.
im_Joker_12 doesn't show [ Jh, Jc ]two pairs, Jacks and Eights.
hurtchow wins $ 46.95 USD from the main pot with four of a kind, Eights.

Hand 2 -

***** Hand History for Game 5836403863 *****
$ 25 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, April 03, 13:28:05 ET 2007
Table Table 134008 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Polique ( $ 7.95 USD )
Seat 2: AmigoAmigo ( $ 52.45 USD )
Seat 5: im_Joker_12 ( $ 24.25 USD )
Seat 4: hurtchow ( $ 47.70 USD )
Seat 3: Bjoern275 ( $ 28.50 USD )
Seat 6: CHEDI26 ( $ 21.31 USD )
im_Joker_12 posts small blind [$ 0.10 USD].
CHEDI26 posts big blind [$ 0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hurtchow [ 9c 9s ]
Polique folds
AmigoAmigo raises [$ 1 USD]
Bjoern275 folds
hurtchow calls [$ 1 USD]
im_Joker_12 folds
CHEDI26 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jd, 9d, 7c ]
AmigoAmigo bets [$ 2 USD]
hurtchow raises [$ 6 USD]
AmigoAmigo calls [$ 4 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
AmigoAmigo checks
hurtchow bets [$ 10 USD]
AmigoAmigo raises [$ 24.25 USD]
hurtchow: sick sick sick
hurtchow is all-In [$ 30.70 USD]
hurtchow: crazy game that poker
AmigoAmigo calls [$ 16.45 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
AmigoAmigo shows [ 3d, 2d ]a pair of Nines.
hurtchow shows [ 9c, 9s ]four of a kind, Nines.
hurtchow wins $ 92.75 USD from the main pot with four of a kind, Nines.

And of course, everyone's favorite... THE CHAT!

hurtchow: yeah i'm awesome
Bjoern275: lol
AmigoAmigo: rofl cant fold a set
hurtchow: rofl can't fold a draw
AmigoAmigo: i raised with it you stupid XXXX
hurtchow: and then you called
hurtchow: good analysis
AmigoAmigo: your pushing knowing your beat 60%++ of the time
hurtchow: don't try to bluff me, then
AmigoAmigo: XXXX YOU
AmigoAmigo: you pushed with your eyes closed
AmigoAmigo: dont get me wrong
CHEDI26: amigo u act like a little b,i,t,c,h
hurtchow: i think he's playing too high
AmigoAmigo: im complaining cuz you could have folded easily
AmigoAmigo: but you cant fold any hand
AmigoAmigo: wanna play HU on XXXX 1/2?
AmigoAmigo: t.i.l.t
hurtchow: why don't we just measure our appendages?

It goes on, but it gets pretty stale afterwards, as you could have probably guessed.

[[Phill]]

Lol, i love it when they berate you when you make a correct call against their nut low.

At least the other dude has a bit of a case.

[Lord_Strife]

What does the first HH have to do with the text? Just a brag about multiple quads?

[ikestoys]

i love it when people lie about the hand they have b/c they don't realize you can just look it up

[ikestoys]

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What does the first HH have to do with the text? Just a brag about multiple quads?

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obv

[Jeff_B]

any history with this dude?
many players bluff with 4 to a straight on the board and you had outs to the boat but idk..

[Maple Leafs]

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hurtchow: why don't we just measure our appendages?

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I like this, can I steal it?

[Lurker.]

shoulda played him HU at one two.