creating an image for ur social life

[demon102]

I have freinds that bend the truth a bit and say things/do things to create a certain image in there social lives. Some are awesome at it and people look at them as there cool as [censored] and others suck and everyone can see they are full of [censored]. I always was like w/e I am what I am but after learning about creating and playing with my image in mind in poker, I got to thinking that I should really work on my image and the way I come off to people in social situations. I am wondering what other people do for their image in social situations.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Are you going to post this in every forum?

[the crabs]

here you want all the girls to think your "the shizznit"?

1.) Be funny. Every girl likes to laugh, and a lot of them laugh at very corny jokes. Here was a good one i did the other night. I'll lay out the scene.

Girl: So what did you guys do last night
Buddy: Well we were just sitting around and f***ing....
You interupt him abruplty saying: You were f***ing!!?? (only if you were not present last night...he was talking about him and another friend)

oh and the i got to make out with her. GIZZOINGA!!

2.) If you are walking around on a crowded street with friends and especially girls. Don't get out of the way for nobody. Walk right into them if they don't move and if you hit them stare at them. Girls like tough guys.

3.) Shower and wear calogne...but not too much cologne. (explains itself)

4.) If you have a girl in the car and she wants to listen to music. Turn on the most bass filled rap song you can find and crank it up. (unless you have crappy speakers.....which I don't have)

5.) with regards to the above statement... Drive like a nascar racer. Not in heavy amounts of traffic but say 2:30 in the morning, no cars on the highway, floor it. I find myself doing 130 in 55 with a hot chick. REMEMBER: The Hotter....The Faster.

6.) If all of the above fails. offer to pay her.

there you go, your image will be as badass as Chuck f***ing Norris aight G-Dawg?

[RED_RAIN]

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here you want all the girls to think your "the shizznit"?

1.) Be funny. Every girl likes to laugh, and a lot of them laugh at very corny jokes. Here was a good one i did the other night. I'll lay out the scene.

Girl: So what did you guys do last night
Buddy: Well we were just sitting around and f***ing....
You interupt him abruplty saying: You were f***ing!!?? (only if you were not present last night...he was talking about him and another friend)

oh and the i got to make out with her. GIZZOINGA!!

2.) If you are walking around on a crowded street with friends and especially girls. Don't get out of the way for nobody. Walk right into them if they don't move and if you hit them stare at them. Girls like tough guys.

3.) Shower and wear calogne...but not too much cologne. (explains itself)

4.) If you have a girl in the car and she wants to listen to music. Turn on the most bass filled rap song you can find and crank it up. (unless you have crappy speakers.....which I don't have)

5.) with regards to the above statement... Drive like a nascar racer. Not in heavy amounts of traffic but say 2:30 in the morning, no cars on the highway, floor it. I find myself doing 130 in 55 with a hot chick. REMEMBER: The Hotter....The Faster.

6.) If all of the above fails. offer to pay her.

there you go, your image will be as badass as Chuck f***ing Norris aight G-Dawg?

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This is incredibly funny...I sure as hell hope this is your real life...you got things figured out

[likewhoaa]

the crabs speaks the truth. Write it down.. ctrl/alt/c it..

[kawelljd]

I don't know if anyone said this yet, but drive fast and be a badass.

[Ocho]

I constantly talk about poker. Nothing like explaining the logistics of blocking a bluff or recalling the beautiful post-oak bluff you made 7 months ago to get a chick all hot and bothered.

[demon102]

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I constantly talk about poker. Nothing like explaining the logistics of blocking a bluff or recalling the beautiful post-oak bluff you made 7 months ago to get a chick all hot and bothered.

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this made me laugh nh