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So i'm at the crazy horse two last night and a super hot girl sits on my lap. She's super frizky so i agree to a dance. 30 seconds into the dance she pulls another gorgeous stripper over and invites her in the dance. Two strippers at once is kind of a ripoff but what the hell. Anyway, they give a pretty good dance and try to talk me into the back....I say "i'll just get one more here".....So they give me another dance while trying to talk me into goint into the back i refuse and they finish the 2nd dance. They were both pretty good dances:
Me - That was awesome, thanks....Here's $100 (this includes a $20 tip), you guys split this up. Stripper - No, you owe us $120, that was 3 dances... I've been unsure in the past but at this point i'm absolutely positive i only got 2 dances Me - Are you sure....I thought that was only 2 dances... Stripper - No, it was 3. I wouldn't lie to you.....You owe me $120 What's my play? |
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Stripper - No, it was 3. I wouldn't lie to you.....You owe me $120 [/ QUOTE ] Lol, of course she wouldn't. Anyway, do you have any other choices than to pony up the extra $20 or get kicked out? In the future I'd say save the $100 and save up for a hooker. |
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So i'm at the crazy horse two last night and a super hot girl sits on my lap. She's super frizky so i agree to a dance. 30 seconds into the dance she pulls another gorgeous stripper over and invites her in the dance. Two strippers at once is kind of a ripoff but what the hell. Anyway, they give a pretty good dance and try to talk me into the back....I say "i'll just get one more here".....So they give me another dance while trying to talk me into goint into the back i refuse and they finish the 2nd dance. They were both pretty good dances: Me - That was awesome, thanks....Here's $100 (this includes a $20 tip), you guys split this up. Stripper - No, you owe us $120, that was 3 dances... I've been unsure in the past but at this point i'm absolutely positive i only got 2 dances Me - Are you sure....I thought that was only 2 dances... Stripper - No, it was 3. I wouldn't lie to you.....You owe me $120 What's my play? [/ QUOTE ] Sadly there isn't much justice in Strip Clubs... try to hold your own, sometimes it's just a [censored]-test they will give every guy because most guys can't say no to a pretty lady, but don't let it get out of hand. |
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[ QUOTE ] Stripper - No, it was 3. I wouldn't lie to you.....You owe me $120 [/ QUOTE ] Lol, of course she wouldn't. Anyway, do you have any other choices than to pony up the extra $20 or get kicked out? In the future I'd say save the $100 and save up for a hooker. [/ QUOTE ] Yea, it's obviously not the $20 I'm worried about. It's the principle of the thing. I agree paying the extra $20 is the simplest solution |
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tell her no, it was only two dances and you want change back from your $100. She will quickly fold.
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tell her you are the nephew of the local mob moss who collects from the strip club.
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Standard.
If you want to have fun in a strip club just lose all regard for money. |
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Stripper - No, it was 3. I wouldn't lie to you.....You owe me $120 What's my play? [/ QUOTE ] Tell her to name them, she gets $40 for each correct answer. |
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I wouldn't lie to you.....You owe me $120 [/ QUOTE ] Stripper's honor, man. Just pay up. |
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i dont understand how strip clubs are NOT a huge waste of money
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