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Old 03-31-2007, 12:46 PM
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Yo momma's so fat she weighs herself on a Richter scale.
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:17 PM
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Yo momma's so fat she puts mayo on her diet pills.
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:18 PM
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"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:31 PM
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Yo momma's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo momma's like a shotgun, give her a [censored] and she's ready to blow.
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