Sitting while pissing

[guy.incognito]

Sitting to piss??? Never heard of this before. Don't want to be rude here, but that is VERY strange.

[Your Mom]

I made a comment at a family gathering about how I heard there are dudes who sit to piss. My brother-in-law got really quiet and my future sister-in-law started laughing. I was like WTF and bro-in-law started defending it. I told him he was a woman.

[12ressiMorP]

"When you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something!" - Larry David

[john voight]

I have not stood while pissing for like 12 years. At a very young age I understood how much better sitting is:

Can read/ Play guitar
Less stress on legs
Do not piss all over seat
Can multi task (don't need to be holding your [censored])
The sound is muffled, not as loud as standard piss.

I while usually stand when I am drunk though. I am not sure why, but I don't think I have ever sat while drunk.

I also will not sit in public bathrooms, they are disgusting, and my ass cheeks will not come in contact w/ the seat. Also if @ stranger's house, I may be reluctant to sit for same reason as public toilet.

[Jack of Arcades]

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I also will not sit in public bathrooms, they are disgusting, and my ass cheeks will not come in contact w/ the seat.

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You are such a [censored] woman.

[SackUp]

This is still weird a year later.

[tuq]

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Why does someone deserve [censored] for sitting down? Because that isn't manly enough for you?

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If the high-heeled shoe fits...

[busguy]

lol at the brother-in-law . . .

similar story.

Wife and I are at her sisters house. I need to take a piss, so I go into the washroom and unzip. Trying to be polite I lift the seat (i'm a pretty decent shot but . . .) so as not to make a mess, and almost puke when I see the growth (think black, grey and white mold here) under the toilet seat. So I do my best to compose myself, finish the piss, wash my hands 3 times and then go out and confront my brother/sister in-law about the science experiment that they have going on in their bathroom.

After a few seriously embarassed oohs and ahh's they go on to explain that no one in the family ever lifts the toilet seat for any reason. They have two girls and apparently my brother in law SITS to pee exclusively so why would they ever need to lift it I guess, except of course to oh, i don't know . . . CLEAN THE [censored] THING !!

All this time I been thinking (because of the sitting to pee thing) that my brother in law just might be one of the bigger pansies I'd ever met . . . but now I know better . . . he may or may not be a pansy, but he is certainly right up there in the laziness department with a fair number of online poker players (who may or may not themselves be pansies).

[censored] me. If the only reason that you sit, is because you are too [censored] lazy to stand while pissing, you seriously deserve a title as an official "waste of space".

[edfurlong]

I rode my bike about a thousand miles today (probably closer to three). When I got home I peed sitting down. It was great, but really hard to stand back up. I'm a little torn on the issue at this point.

At least I still wipe my ass right.

[greyhawke54]

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I think one reason that some guys do this is because they will go to the washroom in the middle of the night and its dark and they dont want to pee everywhere. Still, id rather just be standing up with the light on and not be a [censored] joke

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