95% Chance I Get Laid Off on Friday

[bonds]

This is a MASSIVE brag.

[Fen84]

I read as chances i get laid by friday

[cwes]

Noone suggested to sex the boss's wife yet. What gives?

[PartysOver]

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get off your bitch ass and generate more revenue for the firm if you really want to stay there.

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[grouchie]

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tl; dr is right.. I thought u said Laid on friday and I was at least curious for pics.

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I read this whole thing looking for how you were going to get Laid.... It started getting interesting when you were talking about the guys wife asking you stuff.....

THen it ended abruptly...

[morphball]

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Good luck man. Seems like you have your head screwed on right tho, you'll land on your feet pretty quickly.

Oh, and a tr will be due friday or I will sue your ass into oblivion. Betcha didnt know about that law mr lawyer-pants. It's called the interwebs is serious bisness law.

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Bump - so far (5:30pm), I have not been fired...

[lyncks2002]

good luck mate, hopefully it was just a false alarm or they will fire a friend of yours or something...

[nextgenneo]

hit ur 2 outer