101 best "Yo Mamma..." & "Chuck Norris..." Jokes

[Fishmonger]

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

Your momma's so old she used to gangbang with the Hebrews.

[GoldenIP]

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you're momma's so fat her blood type is ragu

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rofl

[swede123]

You might be a redneck if you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver...

Oops, wrong thread.

Swede

[B00T]

Your mother is so fat she masturbates to a cookbook.

[The X-Factor]

Your momma's so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday!

[casey_brick]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

[Cauldron]

Rock 'n Roll sold its soul for Chuck Norris.

[She]

Yo mamma's so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she hauls ass she has to have friends come help.

Yo mamma's so stupid that she sterilizes her nipples after breastfeeding.

[ScottieK]

Yo mama is so fat, when Chuck Norris gave her a roundhouse kick, he bounced off her and got sent into outer space.

Of course, Chuck Norris does not breathe oxygen. He breathes fear. So Chuck re-entered the earth's atmosphere like a scorching meteorite from hell and shattered yo mama into little chunks of flab. When Chuck Norris hit the earth, the impact created the Grand Canyon.


EDIT: what I get for being lazy


Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan



all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

ScottieK

[gwhiz_612]

Yo mamma so fat that when she farts the tornado sirens go off.(original)

Yo mamma so ugly, she gets arrested for assault everytime she looks at someone.(original)

Yo mamma breaf smell so bad, when she breathes her teeth duck.(non-original)