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Old 03-29-2007, 11:09 PM
Ignignokt Ignignokt is offline
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

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In nature what do males most often compete over???

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Food, just like the females do.

(And this is true even today: the swarming mobs of hungry hungry hip...sters bodychecking you away from the prime rib on the buffet lines are far more competitive than 8-9 degenerate half-drunk, half-asleep gambl0rs salivating over the "hot" dealer they'd surely sex up, if only their plumbing still worked.)

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Old 03-30-2007, 12:00 AM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

I think it's time for pics of this Emily girl.
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Old 03-30-2007, 01:01 AM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

hmmmmm...you may have something there...
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:02 PM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

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Compared to other casinos in AC, it's tough to concentrate at the Borgata simply because there are so many hot women everywhere you look (for a card room).

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There's a dealer at Showboat named Kelly who was a coctail watiress at Borg until she gained "too much" weight and was let go. She is now about 5'-8", 140lbs and stunningly attractive.

I learned that the Borg hires waitresses as Entertainers so they can put appearance and weight clauses in their contracts, thus keeping the ratio of hot employees to not so hot employees very high.
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:09 PM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

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Please move this topic from the B&M forum.

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Please moderate your own forum. I'm busy laying wagers over getting a date with a girl over here! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:13 PM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

Don't limp in, put on the straddle and for God's sake, use a card protector please!
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:26 PM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

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put on the straddle and for God's sake, use a card protector please!

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If you're going to gamble by putting on the straddle, you might as well go all out and forget the protection too! Oh wait...n/m!
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:06 PM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

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There's a dealer at Showboat named Kelly who was a coctail watiress at Borg until she gained "too much" weight and was let go. She is now about 5'-8", 140lbs and stunningly attractive.

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Hey RL - you are now required to bring a camera this weekend and get a picture of Kelly to post on here.

While you're at it, snap a pic of Elena too.
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:39 PM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

I am planning to move to Vegas temporarily. Are you telling me that I am going to not only have to sit in a stag farm, but watch fugled dealers as well?
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:54 AM
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Default Re: Female dealers and floor people- Why do I want to sex them?

hmm...i know this thread is old but i had to stop in a leave a few Q notes. It's K-e-l-l-i-e. Kellie..and I was a cocktail waitress at the Borgata. I went 1/2 pound over my max weight and was hoping to be the first one they fired for it. I resigned in the end. I miss the money but not the place. I am 5'8" but my god man a 140 lbs! geez..that WOULD make me fat ;-p If you have a calendar from 2006..check me out..I'm October..yeah that's me tying the other girl up..

Thanks for the stunningly attractive comment but you could have just stuck with hot !

I have a myspace..check it out. Judge for yourself. Come and play at Showboat with me anytime.
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