song you'd least like your grandparents to hear

[nath]

I'm gonna toss in a vote for "Gangster of Love" as well

I would also nominate "Treat Her Like a Prostitute" by Slick Rick, and several David Allan Coe songs (though there's always a chance they might actually like the racist tunes of his).

[maybedinero]

Anti-Nowhere League - 'So What' (covered by Metallica, but the original seventies punk version is rawer).

[lgas]

"I lit your baby on fire" or any other songs by Anal [censored]. Although I doubt my grandparents would be able to make out much (if any) of the lyrics.

Censored word rhymes with "punt".

[AquaSwing]

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Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr. Bungle

NSFW Lyrics

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That's not even the worst one. Girls of Porn

F Tha Police - N.W.A.
Pop That P*** - 2 Live Crew
Goodbye Cruel World - Pink Floyd

Three songs any grandparent can understand.

Cannibal Corpse is impossible to follow unless you give them a cheat sheet.

[jbrent33]

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Asylum Street Spankers - Shave 'Em Dry

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I love the Spankers. How about "If you love me, you'll sleep on the wet spot"

[Maple Leafs]

The original 99 Problems would be pretty good too.

[kevin017]

Anything by david alan coe, in particular "don't bite the dick" and "[censored]' in the butt"

anything by two live crew, though I don't really listen to them but i have some of their songs.

[KSPD]

"Wait" (The Whisper Song) by The Yin Yang Twins

[GiantWalleye]

After a little bit of thought I have to go with
"Bong tokin alcoholics"- by the Kotten Mouth Kings.

[SackUp]

Eazy E - Gimme that Nut (or other rap songs listed above)

NIN - Close, et. al.

Pantera - Effing Hostile


Many songs fit this bill. Essentially anything offensive.