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Old 03-23-2007, 11:13 AM
Badger Badger is offline
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Default Re: Sick Baller (Chump?) Story from the Bahamas... WITH A GIRL

haha, good read man. Usually the let down at the end of these stories is, well, a let down, but this was pretty funny.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:19 AM
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Default Re: Sick Baller (Chump?) Story from the Bahamas... WITH A GIRL

good read. twp's advice seems sound [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:21 AM
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There's nothing better than a story that involves a legit reason to do to a good roll fan at some [censored].
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:21 AM
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Default Re: Sick Baller (Chump?) Story from the Bahamas... WITH A GIRL

at least i didn't lose a shoe that night
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:29 AM
IWEARGOGGLES IWEARGOGGLES is offline
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As I walked past H@llinggol (who is [censored] hilarious, and a huge pimp in real life), he said in his best Borat imitation "It's niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! Sexy time! Supernovaaaaaaaa niiiiine"

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lololololol

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The supernova9 part is a great touch.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:32 AM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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I really don't know what inspired me, but I lost it when she said that, so I decide to whip out my 10k wad of hundos sitting in my front pocket. I tear off the rubber band and wave the 10k in the girls faces and just yell out, "DO YOU THINK I GIVE TWO [censored] [censored] ABOUT 20 DOLLARS? DO YOU?!?!?!"

They are all standing there speechless for no less than 10 seconds. After some time they just say "ok... we're leaving... BYE." and run away.


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It would have better if he would have calmly taken a $100 bill out of his massive roll, lit it on fire and handed it to the uggo who was cockblocking him.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:34 AM
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nice story, PCA sounds awesome.
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:07 PM
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great storrrrry
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:15 PM
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At some point either while me and hot chick were kissing or just talking, there is a rather annoying flash, and she turns to see Taylor with a digital camera in hand, and he quickly puts it away. lol.

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Story is great and would be significantly improved with the results of said photo shoot.
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:19 PM
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Default Re: Sick Baller (Chump?) Story from the Bahamas... WITH A GIRL

[quote(by the way, bruiser rejected an invitation to a hot-tub from high school aged hot chicks. he can comment if he wants because maybe my details are hazy but he was presented the situation of hot girls in hot tub or sweating aba and he chose the latter)

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Standard? There are tons of slutty hot girls. Only one Aba!
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