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Old 10-08-2006, 12:32 PM
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Stacked starring Daniel Negreneau. I'm convinced the entire market for this game is confused mothers/wives/girlfriends

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lol

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this reminds of being in a electronics boutique type store and some lady was like, my son said he wants a football game for playstation that is new.

now the new edition of madden had just come out. and this guy starts going on about gameday, and all i can think is that this kid is gonna open it and for a second think "MADDEN!!!" and then be like "wtf? thanks...."

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I guess that's the entire market for gameday.
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Old 10-08-2006, 12:54 PM
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SSH is a good book.

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It´s funny how there´s a gun on the cover, right above where it says "how to crush amateur opponents". As if bringing a gun with you is the most essential tool to beat the games.

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Old 03-23-2007, 10:12 AM
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Default Re: Beat: worst birthday presents ever from parents

bump for updates:

started using the rogaine

threw out the dvd when I moved
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:25 AM
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my parents always got me pyjamas, it's like their obsession or something.
but the stupidest one came from my coworkers last year.
they kept calling me PANDA cause i got a bit fat and i always have a beard and so instead of getting something useful like i dont know, booze or a shirt or something, they [censored] bought a bamboo little tree and a panda bear toy, for which they paid like 60 bucks. idiots!
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:26 AM
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I once got a shirt with a picture of some turkish guy (President) on a donkey and the shirt said Turkiey or something. I was thinking how dumb is this shirt. Now I kind of wish I had it.
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:40 AM
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that Penn and Teller DVD looks sweet.. ship it over here if you dun want it.. your parents are clearly balla.
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:41 AM
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i'm chinese and for some reason everyone in our household really just prefer cash to gifts.

for my 20th last year i got £100, for my 21st this year I got £50, but 2 months later my brother who just turned 17 got £100). [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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That's because you asians want to gamble.
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Old 03-23-2007, 10:52 AM
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My aunt has been giving me cash in an envelope for as long as I can remember. No card. She believes they're pointless. It's particularly good when it's Christmas time, and I get to see a white envelope under the tree with my name on it, having already been informed how much it contains (ranges between 14-19 euro).

note: 14-19 euro something like $20-$26...
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:04 AM
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This year, my parents left me a few presents when I moved to Toronto to be opened on my birthday.

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Toronto is my hometown...great city...hope you enjoy it there. Rogaine is supposed to work well. Could be worse if they bought you a hair transplant.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:06 AM
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black leather tie

a [censored] tradegy in so many ways...
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