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Old 03-23-2007, 05:37 AM
jschaud jschaud is offline
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Default GD You are not a man

brag: just had sex with my ex-gf in the beer cooler where she works.

beat: found out my other ex-gf may be engaged to a huge douchebag that likes putting his hands on women

variance--if i find out that this 'man' hits my ex-gf, he is getting hurt in a bad way. sorry, that is one thing i have zero tolerance for.
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Old 03-23-2007, 05:39 AM
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Default Re: GD You are not a man

NUTTIN WRONG WITH A DONKEY PUNCH HERE AND THERE

STEP OFF YOUNG FELLA
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Old 03-23-2007, 05:47 AM
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Why do you care about your ex?
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Old 03-23-2007, 05:47 AM
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Default Re: GD You are not a man

ALSO IM GONNA NEED PICS TO ENSURE THIS IS A BRAG?

BRUISES ARE EXTRA POINTS [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 03-23-2007, 05:47 AM
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Default Re: GD You are not a man

donkey punch==cool.


bruises on her arms and face==fight me next [censored].

not like i can do much, but if you likey hitting girls, me likey bringing a maglight to our fight. lets see how this works out. i have a new phone, so if this escalates tonite, i promise either pics of him F'ed up or me F'ed up.
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:08 AM
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this could be nice
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:35 AM
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Old 03-23-2007, 06:37 AM
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He's planning on [censored] her in the beer cooler.
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