April Fools Day

[casey_brick]

Freeze a bottle of shaving gel(edge works best) overnight. Take the frozen shaving can and hide it where ever house, car. Right before you leave poke a couple holes with a can opener, stuff goes everywhere.

For you college kids ever nail anyones door shut from the outside in your dorm. Simple hammer + 16penny nail one in the top one in the bottom on the unhinged side.

If you want anymore let me know.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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For you college kids ever nail anyones door shut from the outside in your dorm. Simple hammer + 16penny nail one in the top one in the bottom on the unhinged side.

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Just penny it. That way, there's no pounding hammers or leaving nail holes, no damage (realistically) possible.

[Phil153]

Blow up doll in a friend's cupboard/pantry/on a toilet/boot of car is always a good one. The O face is quite shocking when unexpected.

[Rhett]

The key is delivering the joke just past midnight on April 1st. If you wait till the afternoon, no one will fall for it.

[jstnrgrs]

If you share an apartment with only one bathroom, here's a good one. Get up before any of your roommates, turn on the shower, then close the door and leave.

[Thythe]

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get married, spend 8 miserable years together, then get divorced and find a real wife.

that's what i did, april 1st, 1990

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That's quite a commitment to an April Fool's Day joke

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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get married, spend 8 miserable years together, then get divorced and find a real wife.

that's what i did, april 1st, 1990

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That's quite a commitment to an April Fool's Day joke

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He's the fool's fool.

[BigBuffet]

Past glories (doesn't have to be April 1):

When a friend gets drunk take all his furniture and put it in the uhaul that you parked up the block.

Put red food coloring in someone's food. He'll pee red the next morning and run to the doctor.