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lol they are on right now
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lol they are on right now [/ QUOTE ] I kid, I kid... |
#33
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I mean becasue its rigged
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I agree/ for the amount of pros they have on the site there is only a few who play regularlly. Ferguson, Gordon, Lederer, bloch, are hardly seen at the tables. [/ QUOTE ] |
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few days ago I saw mike matusow play heads up and blow up after his opponent called a 5K allin bet against his 44s with 810s and hit 88J on the flop. he started saying the site is rigged and f this and f that and his online poker career was over and he wasnt coming back and blah blah blah.... but he IS a degen so he will probably be back soon gamBOOling it up [/ QUOTE ] Lol, matusow currently playing 25/50 PLO. |
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New Full Tilt commercial:
B&W. Open on the exterior of the Full TIlt House. A nerdy online player knocks on the door. A Full Tilt pro, an older gentleman wearing a Full Tilt izod answers. Nerd: Hi, ah, I wanted to play some poker with the pros. Is Phil Ivey here. Pro: Phil is on the golf course. Nerd: Oh, okay. How about Chris Ferguson then? Pro: Chris is at an audition for "Dancing with the Stars". Nerd: Howard Lederer? The Pro shakes his head "no". Nerd: Jennifer Harman? Eric Seidel? Huck Seed? Pro shakes his head "no" each time. Nerd (frustrated): Well, then who's here to play? Pro: You can play me? Nerd: Who are you? Pro: Steve Brecher. Nerd (confused): Steve Braker? Steve: Brecher. Steve Brecher. Nerd: You're a pro? Steve: I've been to a couple final tables of a couple events. Nerd (disappointed): I was hoping to play...ah, you know, like a REAL pro, even someone like Phil Gordon. Is Phil Gor-- Steve cuts him off. Steve: Listen, it's either me, or Paul Sexton. That's it right now. No one else is home. Nerd (Thinking it over): Ah...I think I'll just head over to PokerStars. Thanks though. As the Nerd walks away, Steve calls out to him. Steve: Hey, come on back! Hang out for a while. I think Steve Zolotow will be pulling up any minute now! The Nerd keeps walking. Steve: You wanna free Full Tilt hat?! The Nerd disapears into the night. Fade to Black |
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New Full Tilt commercial: B&W. Open on the exterior of the Full TIlt House. A nerdy online player knocks on the door. A Full Tilt pro, an older gentleman wearing a Full Tilt izod answers. Nerd: Hi, ah, I wanted to play some poker with the pros. Is Phil Ivey here. Pro: Phil is on the golf course. Nerd: Oh, okay. How about Chris Ferguson then? Pro: Chris is at an audition for "Dancing with the Stars". Nerd: Howard Lederer? The Pro shakes his head "no". Nerd: Jennifer Harman? Eric Seidel? Huck Seed? Pro shakes his head "no" each time. Nerd (frustrated): Well, then who's here to play? Pro: You can play me? Nerd: Who are you? Pro: Steve Brecher. Nerd (confused): Steve Braker? Steve: Brecher. Steve Brecher. Nerd: You're a pro? Steve: I've been to a couple final tables of a couple events. Nerd (disappointed): I was hoping to play...ah, you know, like a REAL pro, even someone like Phil Gordon. Is Phil Gor-- Steve cuts him off. Steve: Listen, it's either me, or Paul Sexton. That's it right now. No one else is home. Nerd (Thinking it over): Ah...I think I'll just head over to PokerStars. Thanks though. As the Nerd walks away, Steve calls out to him. Steve: Hey, come on back! Hang out for a while. I think Steve Zolotow will be pulling up any minute now! The Nerd keeps walking. Steve: You wanna free Full Tilt hat?! The Nerd disapears into the night. Fade to Black [/ QUOTE ] awesome! |
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New Full Tilt commercial: B&W. Open on the exterior of the Full TIlt House. A nerdy online player knocks on the door. A Full Tilt pro, an older gentleman wearing a Full Tilt izod answers. Nerd: Hi, ah, I wanted to play some poker with the pros. Is Phil Ivey here. Pro: Phil is on the golf course. Nerd: Oh, okay. How about Chris Ferguson then? Pro: Chris is at an audition for "Dancing with the Stars". Nerd: Howard Lederer? The Pro shakes his head "no". Nerd: Jennifer Harman? Eric Seidel? Huck Seed? Pro shakes his head "no" each time. Nerd (frustrated): Well, then who's here to play? Pro: You can play me? Nerd: Who are you? Pro: Steve Brecher. Nerd (confused): Steve Braker? Steve: Brecher. Steve Brecher. Nerd: You're a pro? Steve: I've been to a couple final tables of a couple events. Nerd (disappointed): I was hoping to play...ah, you know, like a REAL pro, even someone like Phil Gordon. Is Phil Gor-- Steve cuts him off. Steve: Listen, it's either me, or Paul Sexton. That's it right now. No one else is home. Nerd (Thinking it over): Ah...I think I'll just head over to PokerStars. Thanks though. As the Nerd walks away, Steve calls out to him. Steve: Hey, come on back! Hang out for a while. I think Steve Zolotow will be pulling up any minute now! The Nerd keeps walking. Steve: You wanna free Full Tilt hat?! The Nerd disapears into the night. Fade to Black [/ QUOTE ] Excellent, hahahahahaha [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Many of them had their accounts created by Full Tilt and they didn't initially go through an affiliate. Now they are pissed that they can't get rakeback so their played has dropped.
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New Full Tilt commercial: B&W. Open on the exterior of the Full TIlt House. A nerdy online player knocks on the door. A Full Tilt pro, an older gentleman wearing a Full Tilt izod answers. Nerd: Hi, ah, I wanted to play some poker with the pros. Is Phil Ivey here. Pro: Phil is on the golf course. Nerd: Oh, okay. How about Chris Ferguson then? Pro: Chris is at an audition for "Dancing with the Stars". Nerd: Howard Lederer? The Pro shakes his head "no". Nerd: Jennifer Harman? Eric Seidel? Huck Seed? Pro shakes his head "no" each time. Nerd (frustrated): Well, then who's here to play? Pro: You can play me? Nerd: Who are you? Pro: Steve Brecher. Nerd (confused): Steve Braker? Steve: Brecher. Steve Brecher. Nerd: You're a pro? Steve: I've been to a couple final tables of a couple events. Nerd (disappointed): I was hoping to play...ah, you know, like a REAL pro, even someone like Phil Gordon. Is Phil Gor-- Steve cuts him off. Steve: Listen, it's either me, or Paul Sexton. That's it right now. No one else is home. Nerd (Thinking it over): Ah...I think I'll just head over to PokerStars. Thanks though. As the Nerd walks away, Steve calls out to him. Steve: Hey, come on back! Hang out for a while. I think Steve Zolotow will be pulling up any minute now! The Nerd keeps walking. Steve: You wanna free Full Tilt hat?! The Nerd disapears into the night. Fade to Black [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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