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Old 03-19-2007, 08:41 AM
NoahSD NoahSD is offline
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meh

South Africans are ballers

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Beat me to it.



and video: http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...urning.car.mov

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I'm no South African expert on whether or not flame thrower cars are lethal, but....
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:47 AM
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Did the desperate down-on-his-luck hoodlum look a lot like this?

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Old 03-19-2007, 08:58 AM
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possible replies..

i heard aba was busto but geez.....
lol carjackaments
something about the girl who got butt done
variance : your gf got out of the car voluntarily

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all of these are pretty badass.

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Old 03-19-2007, 11:12 AM
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I actually would like this whole thing to be made up, and you make a fake video, which would probably be more entertaining than a low-quality security camera. Am I weird?
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:19 AM
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How do you know this was an attempted kidnapping? What if they thought you were hot to trot and this was a PUA neg-hit?

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ahahaha nh sir.
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:21 AM
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Yes, if you masturbate while watching it.



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I actually would like this whole thing to be made up, and you make a fake video, which would probably be more entertaining than a low-quality security camera. Am I weird?

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Old 03-19-2007, 11:24 AM
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beat: you live in Brazil and Brazil is freaking dangerous
brag: you live in Brazil and you have money
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:29 AM
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this is a brag i'd say
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:37 AM
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If FGators video comes online, you are a god.

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FYP

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This is basically the best gimmick/FYP combination ever.


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FYP
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:55 AM
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definite brag OP

beat - i'm not balla enough to kidnap
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