Brag: Bought a homeless guy Taco Bell.

[acidca]

First time I ever won a tournament (19-person live one, lol) for $200 or so, a bum was hanging out outside mcdonalds and claimed to be an out-of-work musician of the jazzy variety. So I went inside and bought him:
-10 pc nuggets
-Big n Tasty x 2
-Milkshake (or frosty?)
-Small Coke

He was pleased

[pokerchap]

I gave a bum super system

[boomshakalaka]

jim carey was once homeless. Whoopie Goldberg as well.

[Teh1337zor]

are you implying whoopie goldberg is not homeless

[UATrewqaz]

Way to screw up evolution for the rest of us!

[grouchie]

[ QUOTE ]
Give a homeless guy a taco, and he eats for a day.

Give him Small Stakes Hold Em, and he can snort blow off a hooker's tit for life.

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I feel this was underappreaciated because i have not seen it quoted yet

[Platonic]

I was approached by a dirty homeless woman while I was walking on the beach with a lady friend. We had just had dinner, and I was carrying a take out box with a good piece of salmon and some mashed potatoes. This homeless broad had the nerve to ask me for money for groceries and then decline my leftover salmon.

[SwedishMedusah]

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Wääh can people please stop posting about Taco Bell,KFC and Subway? They dont exist in Sweden so ive never eaten either [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] we have PLENTY of McDonalds though.

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Subway exists in Sweden.

[slipperr]

"Will Work for food or money. God bless you."

So you read this sign and didn't make him clean your car in a thong?
Unballa

[Spechel EDD]

lol