Beat: Shot a stream in my own mouth!!!

[mrburr]

Beat: I was in the middle of a very long, extrenely witty post addressing all the pseudo-questions posed in this thread about my adventures on the salty side, when the ghey 2+2 web browser reset, erasing my message. I am so upset right now that I would rather take a(nother) semen shot than try to rewrite all that crap. I am going to go work on my jump shot right now and release some of the tension (mouth closed of course) and then maybe cum back and try again.