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  #191  
Old 03-13-2007, 07:56 PM
private joker private joker is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

I've changed my mind. Early in the thread, Tx was winning easily. But WIDK more than made up for his limerick verse with his pretty complex and amazing rhymes of late. Tx has been unmasked as a one-trick pony, using pretty much nothing but vulgarities and sex/violence shock-"jokes" when he doesn't have much else to say ("oh yeah well I [censored] your mother and sister hahaha take that bitch"), whereas WIDK has a much better vocabulary, stays away from the offensively racist redneckisms, and puts some confident finesse in his rhythm.

gg Tx -- WIDK is the winnar.
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Old 03-13-2007, 07:56 PM
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

Both good but WIDK wins...I dunno if widk did this but tx's racism lines= cheap, but not clever
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  #193  
Old 03-13-2007, 08:17 PM
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

what was racist?

i thought clerks II offically reclaimed porch monkey.

also Tex seems to have a lot better vocab than WID.
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  #194  
Old 03-13-2007, 08:26 PM
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

LOL @ anyone taking this thread seriously.

and BTW, there is no PC in freestyle.

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  #195  
Old 03-13-2007, 09:09 PM
J.C. Gloves J.C. Gloves is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

"you're like road kill on my windshield and i'm hittin my wipers
i've been writing the sickest since you were shttin your diapers
i'm the only one who's got his shtt sewed up
like nagasaki and hiroshima, your [censored] got blown up
you're too big for your britches, and you aint gonna grow up
cause you're diggin your own grave, straight up sho nuff
what's with it kid?
tired of me splitting your wig?
racking your brain and adjusting your lid?
i'm chopping you up like chronic and then i'm gonna feed your ass to Dids
nobody cares to stop me
and just when you think you got me
i vanish in the night, and you're left holdin a carbon copy"

DIIIIEEEEMMMMMMMM!
This sequence has put me back on the fence b/t these 2. That was some heavy s**t w/ just the right amount of "sting" w/o being over-the-top like some folks are complaining about lately.
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  #196  
Old 03-13-2007, 09:18 PM
Astyanax Astyanax is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

more of an eminem style than a technique or jae millz...opening bit was the best.
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:28 PM
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

I challenge anyone in this thread to write a 2+2/poker related alphabetical slaughter. If you don't know what that is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLklnMWl63k
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:31 PM
Astyanax Astyanax is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

Papoose is spitting fire - here is the original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-dJ6xbrWHQ

cmon guys, see if u can match these ballas, good work

what it do
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:32 PM
kolotoure kolotoure is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

Pap's is better IMO. It is nearly impossible to do
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Old 03-13-2007, 10:31 PM
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

[ QUOTE ]
I challenge anyone in this thread to write a 2+2/poker related alphabetical slaughter. If you don't know what that is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLklnMWl63k

[/ QUOTE ]

here goes...

ace ace all-in administers an ass-spankin
bad beat bonus braggin big beats bullion bankin
card-checkin competition collates checks, cold c-notes
continually dominating delivirin destruction denotes
distinguished delegates donk-defyin dictator
extremities extended, eight-high ends EmpireMaker -
fugitive faker, fallible flush foraging foes
flyin gold goes good, green G-garden grows
heads-up holdem? hahaha im indestructible
instructions inside, instinct instantly insufferable
impending insurrection implies inhibited irk
jiggaman jeers jealously, jiggawho? ...jerk
keys kept, keepin it locked, LOL LOCKAMENTS
legally look like Lloyd, (Mr.WIDK - mocking meant)
masterful mathematics make malmuth need neteller, oh
OP, observe our overzealous original omaha-hi-low
perfection, prowess, prescription poker pill packers
quoted-for-truth quest quickly recycling rappers
rookies reciting roid-rage's raps, retarded recappers
Spence schoolin' sharp skills, spankin stud7, stud8
specialising specifically to texas tournament traits
tantalisingly tenacious, terrifyingly temperemental
undeniable understanding, unlike underage video-rental
vegetating vocabulary, wicked way with writin'
x-rated, yo you yanks zip-up, this alphabeat's COLD BITIN'
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