Jokes so bad they are funny

[TyFuji]

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Heisenberg is driving down the highway and gets pulled over. The cop walks up and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

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stupendous.

[mfrumar]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?




Wiped his ass

[devilbiss]

3 guys are at a beach and they see this girl and she doesn't have any arms and they start talking to her. During the conversation it comes up she's never been hugged before so the first guy decides what the hell and gives her a hug. She then tells them she's never been kissed before so the second guy gives her a kiss on the cheek. She gets really excited and then tells them she's never been [censored] before. So the third guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says now you're [censored].

[llayner]

Another one of my favorites:

Three econometricians go duck hunting. The first one shoots about a foot too high, the second about a foot too low, the third one smiles: "Hey, we got him!"

[eurythmech]

Rene Descartes went into his favorite bar and the bar tender asked, "would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes? " Descartes replied "I think not" and promptly disappeared.

[Elkman23]

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Man who walks through airport metaldector sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who goes to bed with sex on the mind wakes up with solution in hand.

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Man who runs behind car all day is exhausted.

Man who leaps from tall building jumps to conclusion

[sputum]

Confucius says seven days on honeymoon make one whole week!

[JimHammer]

What's the worst thing about living on "O" Street?





You have to walk a block to "P".

[Shenlong]

Two goldfish are in a tank.

One of them turns to the other and says, "You know how to drive this thing?"

[Grey]