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Old 03-12-2007, 02:28 PM
keebler keebler is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

"i got a little raw and she asked me to leave
when i tried doin a line off her titts and told her to call me yves"

this may be the greatest line yet.
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:29 PM
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

This is [censored] awesome.
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:37 PM
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This is [censored] awesome.

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i'm saving the best for last.
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:40 PM
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yeah im working on anew verse too styll.
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:42 PM
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Tx is rocking my world. Imagine what he could do if he was allowed to call a spade a spade!

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LET ME BE FREE!!!

IF FOR ONLY ONE RHYME, ONE TIME, LET TEX BE FREE!!!!

PERMISSION FROM MODS TO VIOLATE THE RULES ONE [censored] TIME!
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:48 PM
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omg i soooo second this motion...
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:51 PM
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but everything i rep is mine
even those baby blue calvin kleins
i got this PM from Nath that said damn Tex you fine
i was like whoa son, the redman don't play that
it aint college no more, and keep your hands off my sack
i almost forgot to mention dementia
if karma dont getcha
BBV rides by night and i promise we'll lynch ya


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Old 03-12-2007, 02:53 PM
J.C. Gloves J.C. Gloves is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

I CANNOT wait for more of this [censored]. Too bad i gtg soon, I'm definitely commin back later to read this. This is one of the most entertaining threads Evar!!!

LOL, y'all awoke the dragon that WIDK was hiding, his 2nd and 3rd ones were great, so was Tx's 2nd. Great battle so far, keep it up.

And YES I'm rappin out loud, thats the best part!!!
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Old 03-12-2007, 03:12 PM
what it do kid what it do kid is offline
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Default Re: yes yes yall, ya dont stop

it took the boy 13 hours to come up with that weak shtt?
in half the time i found 8 ridiculous bitches to freak with.
you sound like dr seuss with your childish ass rhymes
spittin 8 verses, only mention me 2 times?
let me tell you T-E-X
let me tell you indeed
your girl likes freaky sex
sold it to me for some weed
kicked her ass to the curb
told that bitch what it do
then i lit up the herb
and came back lookin for you
you see its simple to rhyme when all your lines have 4 words
my shtt is specific to you, you keep talkin bout other nerds
dum ditty dum, what it do bbv?
zippity doo dah, this is the last youll hear from me!
bippity bop, i use nonsensical words
They call me TxRedMan, straight from the Texas burbs
why you keep cryin about your old custom title?
Youre a Clay Aiken wannabe, I'll make you suicIdol
Round 1 went to you, yeah I'll admit thats its true
I was havin a good time, you snuck on my shtt like Clue
Round 2 theres a difference
I twist your mind like a hypnotist
You better put a vest on your Christmas wish list
Your shtt is still in the past, I'm still two steps ahead of you
Youre lookin like a laundromat the second after I get at you
you shirt's all wet, its all set
its over its done
You're bodys turnin cold
I aint even gon run
Yall know where to find me, in the trap, on the block
so bbv please get this kid off my jock
he doesnt want me to get serious
hes delirious
if he thinks i wont leave him at the bottom of Lake Erie
Tex you got wrecked, now just coninue to fear me


what it do bbv
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Old 03-12-2007, 03:23 PM
Esperante Esperante is offline
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contradict yourself much? the proofs all over the place
kid says he ain't gay... but yur busting nuts on my face?
post-a-graph, stack-a-donk... [censored] a bitch and stack some dough
and remember to end each and every sentence with yo!
i jot this [censored] down, answer back. you last came hot n heavy
but yur [censored] all sounds the same... when u gon come original already?
u stink, yur nothing, wack! dude's a phony and we know it
dude disses another cat's pic. but where's his? he wont show it.
lemme prove u aint hard... i rob and diss you on the same track
have u askin by the end, "can i please have my chain back?"
the battle's heatin up... throw some more beef in the pot
come with your toughest [censored]... is that all you got?
dude thinks he keep it gangsta, but from the sound he ain't do it much
you say im outta my place, you got 28 posts son...
that means i got as many as you... times 21.
im spanish? wtf... oh i get it.. from my name lawls!
its a car u stupid [censored]... go suck dick in bathroom stalls.
got me angry... no, livid. im pissed beyond belief
i'll just drop bombs... and watch the one man army retreat.
so run, pussy, run. dont even look behind you...
it didn't take very much, for me to come and undermine you.
i jsut ramblin... not much thought. gimme time and this cat is through.
i brought paul wall to see ya carcass, and he asked me "what it do"
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