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Old 03-11-2007, 06:53 PM
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I was in a loose, easy 15/30 at Hawaiian Gardens with a 2/3 SB/BB structure, and completed PF with 82 of diamonds.

The flop had 2 diamonds and I was the only player to call the flop bettor (some older Armenian guy with a permascowl). The turn was a diamond so I bet. He raised, I 3-bet. The river bricked and he called my bet. I showed down.

He gave me the death stare of hate and mucked his cards. Then after a few quiet seconds of me stacking the chips, I hear him go:

him: What goes around comes around.
me: I'm sorry, what?
him: What goes around comes around. You'll see.
me: What does that even mean?
him: Think about it.
me: What goes around comes around? So next time you'll make a flush?
him: I don't want to hear it!
me: I don't want to hear "what goes around comes around." It doesn't even mean anything. What are you saying?
him: If you saw my cards, you know.
me: OK. Thanks for raising the turn, though.
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Old 03-11-2007, 07:01 PM
BlueArchon BlueArchon is offline
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I was in a loose, easy 15/30 at Hawaiian Gardens with a 2/3 SB/BB structure, and completed PF with 82 of diamonds.

The flop had 2 diamonds and I was the only player to call the flop bettor (some older Armenian guy with a permascowl). The turn was a diamond so I bet. He raised, I 3-bet. The river bricked and he called my bet. I showed down.

He gave me the death stare of hate and mucked his cards. Then after a few quiet seconds of me stacking the chips, I hear him go:

him: What goes around comes around.
me: I'm sorry, what?
him: What goes around comes around. You'll see.
me: What does that even mean?
him: Think about it.
me: What goes around comes around? So next time you'll make a flush?
him: I don't want to hear it!
me: I don't want to hear "what goes around comes around." It doesn't even mean anything. What are you saying?
him: If you saw my cards, you know.
me: OK. Thanks for raising the turn, though.

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NH sir. Next time just say "it was s00ted".
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Old 03-11-2007, 07:22 PM
SCBielski SCBielski is offline
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I'm pretty sure a better line to lead into this conversation is, "I'm sorry, could you repeat that, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me stacking your chips, holla holla holla."
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Old 03-11-2007, 07:24 PM
Teh1337zor Teh1337zor is offline
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I'm pretty sure a better line to lead into this conversation is, "I'm sorry, could you repeat that, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me stacking your chips, holla holla holla."

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I am 100 percent doing this sometime soon
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Old 03-11-2007, 07:24 PM
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you should have tossed one of his chips into his drink before you said "thanks for raising the turn"
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Old 03-11-2007, 10:45 PM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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some older Armenian guy with a permascowl

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BAN
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Old 03-11-2007, 10:47 PM
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nice hand, but what goes around comes around
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