Beat: Selma Hayek's Fiance

[EricLindros]

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This guy:

Dude must pack some serious sausage in his pocket.

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Or not.

You could be a eunuch with the personality of Hellmuth and still land any woman you want with a billion dollars.

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Well, she's not your average 'joe' off the streets, she's a millionaire herself. Clearly this can't only be about money.

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Who's being naive now, Kay?

[terrapin314]

Despite looking like a Munster in that pic, I'd still hit it.

[Dastone]

Gimme some proper pussy,
That jalapeno popper pussy,
That fine ass, thick, pregnant type hot pussy

[PottyMouth]

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[iSUCKyouOUT]

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That isn't really that bad of a picture of her honestly.

She's pregnant, and just not all done up. She still looks good and if you combed her hair or did something with it she'd look a lot better in my opinion.

Anyone else praying it's a girl?

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If that's the father, i dunno.