Friday night is the lonliest night of the week for me.

[Chump Change]

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Punch a cop in the mouth, they'll take you to an awesome friday night party.

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So many great suggestions here.

OP, you can come hang out with me if you're in chicago. I haven't decided if i'm going out but i'm 3 blocks from bar/club/sloot central so it's not a big commitment either way.

[JDalla]

Make Uno cards out of scraps of paper and pretend to be 3 people, playing all the hands. You can make different styles of play and personalities for each hand, it's really fun. Before you know it it will be Monday.

[T-God]

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Make Uno cards out of scraps of paper and pretend to be 3 people, playing all the hands. You can make different styles of play and personalities for each hand, it's really fun. Before you know it it will be Monday.

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Awesome

[popeye18]

[ QUOTE ]
Make Uno cards out of scraps of paper and pretend to be 3 people, playing all the hands. You can make different styles of play and personalities for each hand, it's really fun. Before you know it it will be Monday.

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I did that last weekend.

[StarkNaked]

Devise a master plan to scam BBV4L out of millions of dollars?

[Sigurd]

[Happytime Harry]

BE MY FRIEND ON AIM

AIMPALZ PLZ

[Rtaylor86]

Your sister's gone out. She's on a date
You just sit at home and masturbate
The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait
For that call

[badatmath]

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The phone is gonna ring soon

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huh?

[Rtaylor86]

BILLY JOEL, CAPTAIN JACK, DAMNIT YOUR LAME